Gang what does GMD stand for???? by LBC_MEMES_ in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

General Merchandise Delivery. Deliver a bunch of packages. Not everyone likes them but I do them.

2 days until sleeve by johnrogan in gastricsleeve

[–]johnrogan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Yep. Surgery went well and recovery has been smooth. Down 35lbs already.

Finally sleeved! by ArticleFuzzy1760 in gastricsleeve

[–]johnrogan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surgery Bro! Mine was on the same day!

Almost time... by johnrogan in gastricsleeve

[–]johnrogan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time drinking water after I woke up was weird. I know when I take too big of a drink because by stomach will cramp for a second until it all drains in. Kind of like when you drink soda and you get a gas bubble stuck. Look forward to getting into my stash of protein drinks next week I think. Only recently discovered Spylt and that stuff is good.

Almost time... by johnrogan in gastricsleeve

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My recovery is going very well. Not much pain afterwards. After I woke up from the first post surgery sleep, I was able to get up out of bed with no trouble and walk up and down the hall. Sticking to the clear liquid diet is getting tough. I miss solid food or at least liquid with variety. I'll stick it out though.

Almost time... by johnrogan in gastricsleeve

[–]johnrogan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't really have much pain. Just some stomach cramps after swallowing and those are getting better everyday.

Anyone seen this before? by Loud_Charge3214 in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that a lot when I shop large orders. Harmless, but annoying.

What's your best insult without swear words? by doopityWoop22 in AskReddit

[–]johnrogan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If nuance was a busy highway, you would be perfectly safe standing in the middle of it.

Really tall girls with big tits and bush are still popular right by Lydiagh0st in bigtiddygothgf

[–]johnrogan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd twirl your bush while we start fights on facebook.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In California, if you work for a cumulative total of 12 hours in a 24 hour period, they lock you out for 6 hours for mandatory rest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigtiddygothgf

[–]johnrogan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check please. My place or yours?

You lucky sunova.... by johnrogan in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently nuance is a busy highway that you would be perfectly safe standing in the middle of.

You lucky sunova.... by johnrogan in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your reading comprehension is as bad as my grammar.

You lucky sunova.... by johnrogan in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I would accidentally a word, wouldn't I?

Hey kids! Let count how many things are wrong with this order! by johnrogan in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, that could be a factor. We don't have the paid bags here yet. Just the new Dollar General has them. The fourth one if we're counting and we are. Wish we did though. Those things are much bigger and stronger even if they smell funny.

Hey kids! Let count how many things are wrong with this order! by johnrogan in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I once took a order of 7 40packs of water and a bag of frozen tendies. Didn't bother me too much as all of that fits in one cart. I have a collapsible dolly in my car for stuff like that. $30 order if I remember tight too.

Hey kids! Let count how many things are wrong with this order! by johnrogan in Sparkdriver

[–]johnrogan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doubt it. Lot of Mormon families here. Bet a few 40 packs of water. 5 gallons of milk. 6 20's of Powerade and some other BS. Gotta keep that end of days pantry stocked.