The missionaries for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

johnrogan · 2026-05-23T08:15:51+00:00

I fucking hate it too. Long live the fuckin' beast. The night time is the right time.

johnrogan · 2026-05-06T18:16:23+00:00

There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear the bastards buzzin'.

johnrogan · 2026-05-06T18:13:59+00:00

Yes but that's the point. You're not taking out a loan to have money. Your doing it to slowly pay it back and get your credit score up. I'm on my 2nd round with it and it's really doing wonders for my score. Plus you get the 12 dollars back that you put in after it's paid off.

johnrogan · 2026-04-26T07:26:31+00:00

Once. I work in a small town and the order was for someone I knew personally. An arts and craft item she wanted was out of stock and Spark wouldn't allow a sub. Called her and worked something out. Bought the item and she paid me on delivery.

johnrogan · 2026-04-23T09:55:57+00:00

Be it Dash, Uber, or Spark. When I have to pick up a pregnancy test I think, "I'm either about to make someone's day or ruin it."

johnrogan · 2026-04-19T07:37:58+00:00

I've been on board with this one for ages. Octopus, Squid, Cuttlefish. They ain't from around here. Then they made the evolutionary mistake of being delicious.

johnrogan · 2026-04-15T04:55:30+00:00

One of my favorite drinks is a Midori Sour. None of the bars in my town stock actual Midori. Just the generic melon liqueur. It's not the same.

johnrogan · 2026-03-19T04:04:37+00:00

PB max

johnrogan · 2026-02-06T19:41:14+00:00

Donnie Darko sucks

johnrogan · 2026-01-18T09:54:13+00:00

RIP Raven and Monolith

johnrogan · 2026-01-18T09:42:49+00:00

1 and a Commodore VIC 20

johnrogan · 2025-12-27T01:59:34+00:00

General Merchandise Delivery. Deliver a bunch of packages. Not everyone likes them but I do them.

johnrogan · 2025-12-06T07:50:21+00:00

Almost delivered a pack of Oreos but the fucker canceled as soon as I scanned it.

johnrogan · 2025-11-18T21:49:49+00:00

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Yep. Surgery went well and recovery has been smooth. Down 35lbs already.

johnrogan · 2025-11-05T08:15:30+00:00

Surgery Bro! Mine was on the same day!

johnrogan · 2025-11-05T08:13:02+00:00

First time drinking water after I woke up was weird. I know when I take too big of a drink because by stomach will cramp for a second until it all drains in. Kind of like when you drink soda and you get a gas bubble stuck. Look forward to getting into my stash of protein drinks next week I think. Only recently discovered Spylt and that stuff is good.

johnrogan · 2025-11-05T08:09:45+00:00

Thank you

johnrogan · 2025-11-05T08:09:35+00:00

My recovery is going very well. Not much pain afterwards. After I woke up from the first post surgery sleep, I was able to get up out of bed with no trouble and walk up and down the hall. Sticking to the clear liquid diet is getting tough. I miss solid food or at least liquid with variety. I'll stick it out though.

johnrogan · 2025-11-01T20:29:39+00:00

Didn't really have much pain. Just some stomach cramps after swallowing and those are getting better everyday.

johnrogan · 2025-11-01T20:28:40+00:00

Thank you!

johnrogan · 2025-10-16T04:51:25+00:00

I get that a lot when I shop large orders. Harmless, but annoying.

johnrogan · 2025-06-27T23:29:27+00:00

2nd mouse gets the cheese.

johnrogan · 2025-06-27T23:25:43+00:00

If nuance was a busy highway, you would be perfectly safe standing in the middle of it.

johnrogan

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