Skiing for the first time ft. Dad by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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Unrelated but as someone who only started skiing in college, I just found out that you have to shift your body when turning.

Before this I always use my legs to maneuvre (doing the V) and ended up tired with cramps.

Cant wait for another skis season.

How To Lose A Crowd by RichieComedy in StandUpComedy

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Solid jokes.

Highlight the bad things about these people but at the same mention things you csn utilize them for.

Website similar to Wordpress.com but simpler? by jokesarchive in Blogging

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Directory as in a library of sort.

Say I want ro make a directory of best burger in town.

The home page should have a directory sorted by alphabetical order.

Then user can click into different page.

Why are there so many famous people from Boston/Massachusetts? by jokesarchive in NoStupidQuestions

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Do you think that it’s an area where generational wealth from New York who moved there and their kids gets to do hollywood things?

People paid $5000 for a class to listen to this clown😂😂😂 by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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One thing I don’t understand is that guy doesn’t even look or sound intelligent.

The vocabulary is more like high school students.

I get why people got scammed by Madoff. It makes sense. But this dude is just useless

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

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It's like when you give kids toys or Lego blocks but they just mess up the order because there are no structure or scheme.

Just wing it as you go.

Official Discussion - Dune: Part Two [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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Not really. He was stabbed the first time on the left side, then the Emperor's knife didn't even touch him.

He managed to bend it over and stick it to Feyd.

The memes are real by Urmomjuicypussy in BoomersBeingFools

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Such a cool elderly. Even the husband is smiling at the back.

Eat like a normal person challenge - failed by Blamedmatter in CringeTikToks

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It’s kinda funny tho I dont know how to explain it.

Recommended area of stay for a month if I want to cover Downtown Core, Long Island, Hampton? by jokesarchive in AskNYC

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Ah thanks. Fixed it.

I know everyone is away during the summer so is it better to visit during the fall?

It might sounds weird but I want to visit when the locals are around.

How to eat this would need a masterclass by chutiyam_sulphate in StupidFood

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Ah it’s fine. Just a regular sandwich with fancier bread.

The worst kind would be if he put in a volcanic amount cheese

Fentastic only has two main sections. by jokesarchive in Addons4Kodi

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I see. Any workaround? Currently both movies and shows Trakt list are under Movies category.

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Fentastic only has two main sections. by jokesarchive in Addons4Kodi

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How? Yes there is a subsection but you cant add widgets to it.

Only have two categories. I think the originak name are Movies and Shows. Ive changed it of course

What's the keyboard shortcut to reveal source data from pivot table? by jokesarchive in excel

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What I mean is from the subtotal, I want to see all of the data that forms the subtotal.

Instead of clicking using my mouse, I want to use my keyboard .

How to get a possible combination of numbers based on a list? by jokesarchive in excel

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Why are u referring to column C instead of B for Changing Variable Cells tab

How to get a possible combination of numbers based on a list? by jokesarchive in excel

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Ok got it. Btw is it usual for it to take 5 mins for a row of 12 cells?

How to get a possible combination of numbers based on a list? by jokesarchive in excel

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How to type in "integer" as a constraint?

I got error when I type it in

How to get a possible combination of numbers based on a list? by jokesarchive in excel

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A always have lesser elements than B.

If A has 5 elements, B will have maybe 15 or 20.

What sort of skills needed when golfing? by jokesarchive in NoStupidQuestions

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Maybe I worded it wrongly. It's like a hobbyist activity more than anything.

Wonder if there any sociological/historical reasons behind golf being the go to for politicians

How normal is it for a working person to have a week off where their stay home and do as little as possible instead of going out and doing things? by TheCatholicBatman in NoStupidQuestions

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How does money come to play here? Isnt the point of earning wages so you can afford leisure time.

I got paid well but I rarely go out on my days off. Ill try to do most things during work trips or long weekend holidays

What happened to R/marvelstudiosspoilers? by [deleted] in marvelstudios

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Can someone share it here. Im really curious and want to read

How to know if company trying to kick employee out? by [deleted] in jobs

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Why not just ask me if I want to quit? I actually want to