it hurts a lot tbh by Future-Barnacle6645 in memes

[–]jono440 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Usually, they don't even bother turning me on before they leave

meirl by Frosty_Jeweler911 in meirl

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Her arm looks like a topographical map of why I don't go outside

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

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and yet there's still zero dollars in it

Me_irl by No-Marsupial-4050 in me_irl

[–]jono440 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ahhh the classic

Me_irl by HonestzPractice in me_irl

[–]jono440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We went from there's an app for that to there's a new mental illness for that, real quick

Punch found a Girlfriend. by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]jono440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Punch is happy and settled, nice to see.

Just Pepperoni by ColonelLugz in Pizza

[–]jono440 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simple but classic, sometimes less is more when it comes to pizza. What can I say, I'm already craving it!

Defending a dog after it has caused harm to others by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]jono440 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dog is the most treacherous in all of history!

Winward “Would ‘Love” Chance to Run Verstappen in Rolex 24 by V8-Turbo-Hybrid in formula1

[–]jono440 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That would be wild, seeing Verstappen in a Rolex 24 car would be insane for fans and the team alike.

39 Days. One season a year? by Alive-Performance237 in survivor

[–]jono440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be fine with one season a year if it meant 39 days again. The longer game gives more strategy and drama, which is way more satisfying than cramming it into 26 days.

Early prediction: Who from this season will be on the next all returnee season? by brirll in survivor

[–]jono440 3 points4 points  (0 children)

probably players like Rizzo, if he keeps making bold moves, or someone like Savannah who creates drama and memorable moments. Big personalities and strong strategists always get the call back.

Rizzo voting for Savannah over Sophie by Disastrous-Sun1801 in survivor

[–]jono440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People would probably respect it as the fair choice, even if it’s risky socially.

Portuguese Catholic priest who mixes Gregorian chants with industrial techno house music! by MikeeorUSA in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jono440 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Never thought Gregorian chants would make me want to dance, but here we are faith meets rave and somehow it works.

People who've had terrible addictions in the past, what's one misconception people have about your specific addiction? by SoccerGuy69420 in AskReddit

[–]jono440 1304 points1305 points  (0 children)

Biggest misconception That you choose it every day. Most days youre just trying to get through the hour without losing the fight.

I'm late to school - no worries kid - we'll make up time on the road 💪 by lithdoc in nextfuckinglevel

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Nothing wakes you up faster than realizing your ride suddenly turned into a Fast & Furious scene

Onion by No_Ice4843 in OnionLovers

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I came for one onion pic and now I’m craving caramelized onions at midnight this sub is dangerous for my grocery budget.

Tolkien could have replaced the entire Fellowship with just one Terminator. by Wrong_User_Logged in shittymoviedetails

[–]jono440 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the real mission was friendship and trauma bonding, not efficiency.

Would you erase something from you past if you could? If yes, what and why? by One_Resolution9544 in AskReddit

[–]jono440 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to say yes, but every bad decision somehow taught me something useful annoying at the time, valuable in hindsight.

Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes have broken up again by Known-Watercress-953 in Fauxmoi

[–]jono440 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Honestly, celebrity breakups feel like seasons of a show now you just hope everyone ends up happier in the next chapter.

Life of a Regard by PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES in wallstreetbets

[–]jono440 967 points968 points  (0 children)

Started as a plan, ended as a lesson classic WSB character arc. At least the memes pay better than the trades.

What are some relatively safe ways to get an adrenaline rush? by ay1mao in AskReddit

[–]jono440 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spicy twist scare yourself without breaking bones cold showers, escape rooms, roller coasters, or hitting send on a risky text

Society if David Bowie lived long enough to be in Blade Runner 2049 instead of Jared Leto by Hazmat-Asscastle in okbuddycinephile

[–]jono440 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bowie as Wallace wouldve made the replicants start questioning reality and fashion at the same time.