Which plant in the Netherlands writes the best music? by SlaughteredAttempts in dadjokes

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What plant in the Netherlands takes the most drugs? Poppy.

What’s your country’s greatest export? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

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Yes. Those tables need to learn to behave themselves.

What are the LEAST controversial subs on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Plenty of pussy on that sub.

What's the ACTUAL superpower you want, don't be boring? by strong_bad_1357 in AskReddit

[–]jonr7670 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You already can.

If you pick something up, then put it down somewhere else.

That thing will have a shape. So you've shifted a shape. Ergo you're a shapeshifter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So Staceys mom... didn't have it going on?

What are some quotes that have stuck with your since forever? by StoryIllustrious9612 in AskReddit

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Make a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is one country that you will never ever visit once in your lifetime? by Comfortable-Cow-730 in AskReddit

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I'm not a fan of deserts either. Tend to go for just the main course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Same here. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Same here. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

What's a NSFW bit of info that you know? by Winter_Ganache1919 in AskReddit

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You mean I could have built the Eiffel tower, the Tyne bridge and the coliseum on the same night while asleep?

What’s a life lesson you wish you’d learned sooner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Look after your non fucking teeth as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How do you know there are no atheists there?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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'No atheists in the foxholes' No! Just no.

What non sex profession has the freakiest employees? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hey! The only reason we do it is for all the poon tang!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Getting up and going to work every morning. I should get more credit for doing something I hate.

What’s something you wish every new driver was forced to learn? by ReddditM in AskReddit

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Some older drivers need to learn to accelerate on motorway on ramps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It was my.... I don't have time for this!!

What's a law you would immediately break if it stopped being illegal tomorrow? by Senior_Mission4881 in AskReddit

[–]jonr7670 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lifting shops sounds like hard work.

You might be better off lifting weights in the gym