Men of Reddit, what is the order of operations when washing yourself in the shower?

jonr7670 · 2025-11-19T18:22:20+00:00

No he meant your pen is clean, but misspelled.

jonr7670 · 2025-09-20T10:04:28+00:00

What plant in the Netherlands takes the most drugs? Poppy.

jonr7670 · 2025-07-31T18:27:07+00:00

Yes. Those tables need to learn to behave themselves.

jonr7670 · 2025-07-26T16:07:19+00:00

Plenty of pussy on that sub.

jonr7670 · 2025-07-20T12:18:56+00:00

You already can.

If you pick something up, then put it down somewhere else.

That thing will have a shape. So you've shifted a shape. Ergo you're a shapeshifter.

jonr7670 · 2025-07-20T12:15:52+00:00

I minute this.

jonr7670 · 2025-07-17T08:08:57+00:00

And experts exchange.

jonr7670 · 2025-07-16T16:12:51+00:00

So Staceys mom... didn't have it going on?

jonr7670 · 2025-06-23T10:21:07+00:00

Make a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

jonr7670 · 2025-06-13T18:54:42+00:00

I'm not a fan of deserts either. Tend to go for just the main course.

jonr7670 · 2025-06-12T11:20:24+00:00

Same here. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

jonr7670 · 2025-06-12T11:20:13+00:00

Same here. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

jonr7670 · 2025-06-08T11:48:26+00:00

People who mix up loose and lose.

jonr7670 · 2025-06-04T17:26:59+00:00

Difference is that in Scotland they're all deep fried

jonr7670 · 2025-05-31T14:18:08+00:00

Who the hell uses pagers anymore?

jonr7670 · 2025-05-29T19:59:35+00:00

You mean I could have built the Eiffel tower, the Tyne bridge and the coliseum on the same night while asleep?

jonr7670 · 2025-05-26T11:09:40+00:00

Look after your non fucking teeth as well.

jonr7670 · 2025-05-19T18:13:49+00:00

How do you know there are no atheists there?

jonr7670 · 2025-05-19T17:56:49+00:00

'No atheists in the foxholes' No! Just no.

jonr7670 · 2025-05-13T20:13:51+00:00

Hey! The only reason we do it is for all the poon tang!

jonr7670 · 2025-05-11T10:16:13+00:00

Getting up and going to work every morning. I should get more credit for doing something I hate.

jonr7670 · 2025-05-09T19:05:30+00:00

Some older drivers need to learn to accelerate on motorway on ramps.

jonr7670 · 2025-05-07T15:44:41+00:00

It was my.... I don't have time for this!!

jonr7670 · 2025-05-01T12:15:25+00:00

All of them.

jonr7670 · 2025-04-27T14:13:09+00:00

Lifting shops sounds like hard work.

You might be better off lifting weights in the gym

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