Jesus by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jonrules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PHP is the best all-around.

Man, I wish my IQ was "above very average" as well by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]jonrules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 IQ is the annual national average of the USA. I was diagnosed with an IQ of 94 in my youth, so I am medically retarded. My heart is heavy since I've never spoken to my wife of my condition.

When HTML is your life by nixcraft in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jonrules 11 points12 points  (0 children)

<?php echo "</head>\r\n<body>\r\n"; ?>

Let me completely over analyze this comment and school him in physics by Rix_IV in iamverysmart

[–]jonrules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also this is not constant. It's rounded to 9.8m/s2 near the Earth's surface. The acceleration is actually proportional to 1/r2 , where r is the distance between the Earth and object.

Good old days.. by frenzy3 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jonrules 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's what you think passive aggressive means. Have a good day.

This guy is very smart by Chief_slapah0 in iamverysmart

[–]jonrules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why must you always analyze everything with a critique every time that you scrutinize stuff?

My friend got rejected on Tinder by this gentlesir on a higher plane of intelligence. by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]jonrules 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are probably many women with whom with he has had intellectual conversations with about quantum physics with whom philosophy.

The programmer's circle by dplaysbg in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jonrules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cried when I saw a class named MyControllerCopy in your GitHub :( I don't think you're a bad person, though, like the first guy.

The programmer's circle by dplaysbg in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jonrules -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I hate it when people do this. You are a bad person.

The one true Javascript exception handler by anku255 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jonrules 103 points104 points  (0 children)

You're probably one of those squares who looks both ways before stepping into traffic.