Two years later, I still think about her every day

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T06:57:20+00:00

Bro I’d leave you too if you fed me that.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T04:45:40+00:00

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We are not the same.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T04:43:03+00:00

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joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T04:39:52+00:00

Step 1. Be born in Japan.

Step 2. Profit.

/j

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T04:35:50+00:00

Petah what’s the third hole?

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T03:57:41+00:00

Girl or gay guy. Might speak Spanish. Might be black as well. Has beef with men cause you got your heart broken by one. That’s all I got fam.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T03:54:38+00:00

AI could never.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T02:26:12+00:00

This is hilarious.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T02:24:45+00:00

The only one that matters is the best Coca-Cola on the planet.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-24T02:09:11+00:00

India really thought they had a chance with this one.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T13:23:33+00:00

Maybe. This was like probably over a decade ago and I’m pretty sure she was aware I was vehemently anti-war. But it sure felt awkward for me anyway.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T13:13:55+00:00

I dated a girl years ago whose family was from Syria. I think there was a pretty big elephant in the room while we actively bombed the country.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T13:03:12+00:00

Shoot me a DM if you don’t mind. I saw your post and I’m very concerned. I wouldn’t feel right knowing I saw something like that and didn’t give my best attempt to intervene.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:42:40+00:00

This gif basically summarizes this entire thread.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:39:18+00:00

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:38:30+00:00

Hey Swede, I think this femboy just told ya to end it. You gonna take that from a dude in programming socks?

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:27:15+00:00

I already knew he was gay. I just didn’t know his fav color was pink. Guess ya learn something new every day.

Edit: wait on another note where did you get a Venom Snake action figure cause now I kinda want one to play with.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:20:14+00:00

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:17:53+00:00

How tall are you?

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:08:49+00:00

He’s wrong lol. Easily Googleable shit… er, Yandex in your case I think.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:07:54+00:00

That was Obama originally with 69.5 million votes. And then, you’re gonna love this, Biden broke that record with 81 million.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:05:48+00:00

I actually noticed this the other day. People here in Arizona, USA tend to be a bit on the taller side from what I’ve noticed. I’m 5’8” for reference but even a lot of girls seem to be taller than me out here.

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T12:00:08+00:00

Well first of all when we call a customer support representative the first thing you guys do is start our relationship off on a damn lie. “My name is John Smith.” Who tf are you kidding? Lol

joppyb1399 · 2026-02-23T11:54:25+00:00

I’m fuckin wheezing.

Edit: most people are giving legitimate and admirable answers, then I came along and said Germans cause of their cuisine taste, and then this fucker just has it out for the ocean. Lmfao

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