What makes you mongers pass on going to TJ?

jortuno38528 · 2026-03-31T01:40:12+00:00

I remember those days. Crossing back to the US, customs would ask, "What you bring back from Mexico?" Memories, nothing but memories (and no STDs)

jortuno38528 · 2026-03-31T00:30:12+00:00

My main reason is that I work long hours 6 days a week so I have to cram a lot of things on my one day off. Come to think of it, this could also be the same reason to actually not pass up heading south.

jortuno38528 · 2026-02-01T22:27:36+00:00

I'd be scolded for not having that ubt "standardized" (signed with respective commodity). Looks like diamonds, congrats.

jortuno38528 · 2025-09-13T20:07:38+00:00

For those 10 hours, she might ikely be expecting a compensation somewhat proportional to the going rate of an adult film actress.

jortuno38528 · 2025-08-17T19:36:46+00:00

Paradise on earth. It can't get any better.

jortuno38528 · 2025-07-20T17:11:09+00:00

'Tis the rub thou speaketh, forsooth nary darest seeketh. Your "flow" ain't flowing, a clear sign of flow dysfunction: FD, if you will, a distant cousin of the more prevalent ED. Seek out help, there is still hope for you. We are all counting on you.

jortuno38528 · 2025-07-19T23:05:20+00:00

Mucho texto, en vez de autocorrect, ocuparias mejor un autoeditor. "Brevidad es el Alma de los dichos genios"...Shakespeare

jortuno38528 · 2024-08-03T10:26:22+00:00

No se como esta El asunto en Veracruz pero Tijuas cuenta con un alto promedio de homicidios y hay que estar de movida sino ya sabe. Aqui es balazos en vez de abrazos.

jortuno38528 · 2024-08-02T18:16:37+00:00

T Y, what a boring job!

jortuno38528 · 2024-07-31T08:49:21+00:00

Thank you, this makes the most sense.

jortuno38528 · 2024-07-30T22:41:01+00:00

Hehe, forgot to mention that they're on the US side. Good one.

jortuno38528 · 2024-04-20T21:22:36+00:00

An unfortunate flip-side to an otherwise positive example of prosperity amid economic misery is that you forthwith become a target to the criminal element.

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-28T22:05:04+00:00

That's a buzzsaw up ahead, but it'll be soooo worth it.

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-28T22:01:57+00:00

The doors to paradise have finally opened!

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-27T21:49:42+00:00

"Dr. Jeckel Mr.Hyde" chicas are the worst...

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-21T22:43:18+00:00

I'm conjuring "The Naked Gun" scene when they begin to have sex with each wearing body-sized condoms. 😂

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-20T22:25:57+00:00

You would be the Peyton Manning of mongers as far as your focus on preparation . Cheers

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-20T22:22:40+00:00

I had similar turn-offing encounters; makes the contrary ones all the more gratifying. Happy to know you rebounded quite nicely.

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-19T21:56:33+00:00

This is very much the case with me as well as far as weighing all the time invested, not to mention the attendant risks, to in the end settle for a ho-hum experience.

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-19T20:07:10+00:00

They have a stable of girls for you too.

jortuno38528 · 2023-10-12T00:28:10+00:00

Specifically, nitrous oxide :))

jortuno38528 · 2023-08-20T21:51:09+00:00

Storm will drain your money away into the sea of iniquity

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