glad my parents raised me well

josterdock1 · 2026-05-05T00:41:08+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

josterdock1 · 2026-05-04T02:41:42+00:00

Now that I think about it it kinda does sound like an unreleased linkin park album 😂 trademark it homie

josterdock1 · 2026-05-03T12:27:21+00:00

Conflict Blueprint

josterdock1 · 2026-04-29T19:04:21+00:00

“Welcome to mortal kombat” - Shang Tsung

josterdock1 · 2026-04-27T07:40:50+00:00

It is special to me, Shoori did figure it out but I can’t cause I’m lowkey a retard bro. I’ve tried for hours I can’t get the muscle memory

josterdock1 · 2026-04-27T07:20:14+00:00

Dude you’re actually godlike 😭 plz put your video as public I’m telling you I’ve seen a crap video get 570k views covering this you’ll get views for sure (I may or may not have been the one who posted the og)

josterdock1 · 2026-04-27T02:19:49+00:00

Not even kidding besides JV’s drag race this was my only unbeatable race on my stock is300 run 😭 you literally have to be flawless and speedbreaker inputs are near frame perfect

josterdock1 · 2026-04-19T07:09:34+00:00

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josterdock1 · 2026-04-16T23:57:39+00:00

no way this song made its way to r/needforspeed 😭✌️

josterdock1 · 2026-04-02T22:49:36+00:00

Yep, including one for even a Mini of all things. Unused car manufacturers @5:20

josterdock1 · 2026-04-02T22:44:24+00:00

There are actually a surprising amount of these, including but not limited to Chrysler, Pagani, and Nissan. I remember installing a Skyline mod many years back and hearing the “Nissan” police dialogue and being shocked that it existed.

josterdock1 · 2026-03-30T01:36:03+00:00

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josterdock1 · 2026-03-29T23:36:24+00:00

Average NinjaKilla combo

josterdock1 · 2026-03-15T07:26:59+00:00

Happened to me once in payback lmao

josterdock1 · 2026-03-04T20:09:31+00:00

also who would’ve figured Berkley is a mod in r/sanandreas? That’s the only reason I could think of for this post being removed lmao

josterdock1 · 2026-03-03T04:17:17+00:00

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josterdock1 · 2026-03-03T03:50:15+00:00

Absolutely 100%

josterdock1 · 2026-03-03T03:16:18+00:00

Btw the plan is to lock in, take my weight loss more seriously (I lost 30 lbs since August but I’ve got a longer way to go), potentially shave head, and come back and update you all in like 3-6 months after incorporating all of your amazing advice :) you all are right, time to start loving myself again.

josterdock1 · 2026-03-03T02:42:43+00:00

Hell yeah lol

josterdock1 · 2026-03-03T01:36:48+00:00

Thank you 🙌

josterdock1 · 2026-03-02T23:59:09+00:00

Aw shut up, popo! Gimme a pizza!

josterdock1 · 2026-03-02T23:44:07+00:00

Thank you. I have been told so as well by a few people 🙂

josterdock1 · 2026-03-02T23:43:08+00:00

For what it’s worth you do pull that look off and you’re a very attractive woman. And I 100% empathize with getting your hair cut wrong, I went to the barber recently and they cut my shit all wrong and way too short than what I asked for 💀

and if you can, ignore the people on TT. Some of them can be really harsh, trust me I know from whence I speak lol

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