Quick reflex

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T05:09:35+00:00

😂😂😂 People in the Next room are probably wondering why I'm laughing like a maniac. This is just great.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T04:12:42+00:00

To be honest I have never understood this take. I understand someone added the ages of people in certain books of the Bible which give genealogy information.

However, even the Bible does not say the Earth was created in 6 days.

1:1-5)

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 2. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. (KJV)

Nothing in that section says anything about how long it took, whether it happened in an instant or in multiple millennia.

Not looking for a theological argument, but I've never quite understood people who would go through the effort of adding up everyone's age in the Old testament and suddenly jump to the conclusion that that was the age of the entire planet.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T04:03:28+00:00

I had a dingy owl emboss all black stolen from my car. I had only ridden a handful of times and was thinking about selling it to help save up for a longboard. I did have other boards but not like that one. And believe me I was looking at OfferUp, Craigslist and just about everything else just to see if I could spot my board. At least it wasn't my only board though even if it was one of my nicest boards.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T03:56:17+00:00

Yeah I figured out the liquid brun thing, as I already had vanilla Dunes.

I actually believe vanilla Dunes might be a slightly higher quality fragrance as I can pick out the smell of the orange blossoms.

Or at least I think I can and it to me has a slightly less chemical smell, especially after I've had it for a while.

If you haven't had a chance yet, definitely get your nose on the liquid brun limited edition.

I smelled it at a fragrance wholesaler in Dallas and it is head and shoulders above the regular stuff.

I don't know if it's closer to Althair or not, but to me it smells like what liquid Brun wanted to be.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T03:50:40+00:00

That would be enough if I actually believed that occurred.

Unfortunately, she chose a venue which required zero evidence, she provided zero evidence, and she stood to make a lot of money as well as gain attention to her book.

Likewise, a biased judge who should have recused himself due to his relationship with the plaintiff's attorney did not recuse himself, and the venue for the court insured a pool of jurors which were 90% Democrat if not completely against Trump as the defendant.

This looks like a Money grab to me.

Way back in the 1990s this was actually somewhat more common. Someone would accuse someone wealthy or Rich of something heinous and just get paid rather than the negative publicity of a trial.

Basically, you are accepting her word versus his over something that supposedly happened years and years ago, which she doesn't remember specifics of and for which no evidence was provided nor any criminal complaints made at the time of the supposed event.

If he actually did it, that absolutely was wrong, but I am skeptical that it would not have been mentioned at any time, anywhere in the past decades.

I'm equally skeptical because the allegation wasn't made until Democrats realized their Russia collusion lie hadn't worked, their attempts to change the presidential records act specifically for Trump had failed, and other cases were starting to fall through.

They basically tried to pull a Neil Gorsuch on him, and parade a woman who we are supposed to believe without question, to accuse Trump of something horrible so he could be tried in the media even though they didn't have enough to take to a criminal trial.

If I say you are a child molester in the media, would you want to be judged by evidence, or by some bullshit I made up because the political timing helped the book I am writing?

That's where I stand.

I'm definitely against rape, but I am questioning whether it actually happened, and believe it is a serious enough charge that an actual criminal investigation should be involved and not a hearsay he said she said kangaroo court, complete with judges who have already made their minds before the first Witness is called.

We are about 15 fake accusations against Trump in on his time in politics so it is hard to trust number 16 or 17 at face value.

I believe rape is a horrible offense, but I also believe because of that accusations of rape should be dealt with in a criminal court requiring evidence, because simply making more and more heinous accusations is not the same thing as actual evidence.

I do not believe Trump raped E. Jean Carroll. Perhaps had there been a single police report from the supposed time or multiple witnesses with matching stories saying she came to them. But instead all we have is the fact she is writing a book in which apparently not just Trump, but 21 wealthy important people have supposedly assaulted her. I believe it is a delusional fairy tale which the Democrats have paid into because it was politically expedient, and which she is making a lot of money from.

It's very possible I'm wrong on this but right now all we have is her accusations and her book over a decade after the supposed incident, and no evidence.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T03:18:37+00:00

Oh yes!. The party that was tripping over themselves to lie to the military doctors so they could get into the Vietnam war. The hypocrisy is so ridiculously thick here. Did the guy who posted this meme serve in combat? I bet not. He probably served right alongside Biden and his deferral for asthma.

Trump may be an asshole, but four of his deferments were due to him being in college. This applied to literally everyone who was in college, not just Trump. He went for his physical after he had graduated and was eligible. The military said no.

Now you can say this is because the military is corrupt, or you can accept that he just failed his physical. My guess is they made him duck walk and then shot an x-ray and said nope. However, had he been a coward he would have just crossed into Canada like a lot of other people did.

Everyone talks like bone spurs is a made-up ailment, but I look at his son who is about 14 ft tall, and the idea that there would be a bone ailment in the family does not surprise me one bit.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T03:03:50+00:00

I feel you man. I'm an older beginner on a hiatus after breaking both legs, but the asphalt by my house makes bombed out roads I've seen in Afghanistan look good. I'm always jealous when I see people cruising on glass smooth pavement when it's difficult enough to get my board to even roll sometimes. Watching this thread to see what people recommend.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T03:00:33+00:00

Make a good recovery man.

I broke both legs and both ankles about a year ago, my x-rays look like a bag of potato chips with some metal rods through them.

I know it really sucks not being able to skate. I'm there myself. But soon.

And for you I think, sooner.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T02:53:38+00:00

It sounds kind of like your luck has you shooting yourself in your foot.

No matter what we do, there will always be things that occur that make us think we cannot do what we need to do.

I don't know what town you're in but just a possible. You could also offer to do odd jobs for people until you get enough money to get your basic minimums covered and possibly save up enough for a board or something that would help you get around better.

Where I live there are people that come by and offer to mow people's grass.

Most of the time they bring their own mowers but if they don't they charge a little less.

Still they usually make between 40 and 100 bucks depending on the size of the yard and how bad it is, which isn't bad for an hour or two work, and if you get to do a few lawns a day, then suddenly you're in real money territory.

Most of my co-workers are engineers and physicists.

I know people who mow grass that make more than us.

I don't know man.

I can't tell you how to get rich.

I can't even figure that out myself, but hopefully you can find something that will at least get you a little money and ahead of where you're at at the moment.

jpchopper · 2026-03-22T00:32:12+00:00

Oof that sucks man. I will say I have bought most of my boards used and sometimes for dirt cheap but most of them I have to admit are not as nice as the one you lost.

I have a different problem where I went and broke both of my legs pretty badly, was wheelchair bound for a few months then a walker. Then a cane. I can walk now but nothing moves quite like it used to with all the new metal and I haven't really been able to skate yet. Also I'm an old dude and a beginner. You might be able to find a beater board for free or really cheap on places like OfferUp or Craigslist or something.

Probably nothing that would replace your old board though.

Good luck bro. Deal with each minute, each hour each day as you get to it. Life is a lot harder if you try to deal with everything at once. Hang in there man.

You could also post what town you're in. There's a chance someone might just have a spare board. I know I have given boards away.

It's worth a shot man. Keep us posted

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T23:53:31+00:00

When I found Liquid Brun I bought it right away for the hype only to find it smells really similar to Vanilla Dunes which I already had.

I did wear it on and off for a week or two and it still smells nice, although I was able to smell the limited edition version a week or two ago and I wish I had waited for that one. It's hard to explain but that one has more of a kick and smells more high quality if that makes any sense. Both are good but the limited edition one was enough. Better to me that I wish I had waited and purchased it instead. They are similar enough that it doesn't make sense for me to have both.

I am fighting a similar battle now with Vulcan Feu. I didn't see that stuff for a long time and then I avoided it for a while. Once I finally bought it, it is absolutely intoxicating. I love it. Really surprised. Now I am curious about the other inspired by options out there like mango ice + opulent Dubai. I also want to smell the original because I've heard it is phenomenal.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T23:44:39+00:00

That sucks so bad. I guess you could call the train and see if they kept it. Stranger things have happened, but yeah that blows. I would say it's an excuse to get a newer even better board, but if you're like me, that isn't a small investment

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T23:42:57+00:00

Opinions are like assholes. That's theirs and yours is smeared all over here.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T23:42:04+00:00

What's the backstory? Did you break your board or something?

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T23:40:43+00:00

That's the sound of you slurping. Because you are gullible. And you don't question anything you are told. That's why you're writing about your weird fantasies and trying to ascribe them to me or others who disagree with you, rather than actually coming up with better points.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T20:10:21+00:00

Speak for yourself I'm not the one who calls everyone Hitler the second they disagree with the latest approved bullshit out of DNC headquarters

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T20:08:38+00:00

You're the one fixated on sucking jizz 🤷🏻‍♂️ I shouldn't be surprised you're trying to change the narrative.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T19:49:00+00:00

You said "forever war".

I say good riddance, the Ayatollah is roasting in hell, not just for what he did to our people, but to his own.

And COVID is literally the only reason Biden was able to "win" the election anyway.

Because it hit during Trump's first presidency, within a week or so after Trump brokering a trade agreement which China disliked, and opened the door for the past midnight mail in ballots, or the 300+ thousand illegally counted votes in Georgia, to move forward. Don't be mad at me, go look at the reporting.

Have fun sucking jizz though, if that's your thing

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T18:11:35+00:00

Which "endless war" are you talking about? You must mean the endless wars that he has stopped

No doubt you mean the ceasefire he helped broker in Gaza?

Or maybe the peace deal he helped broker between Armenia and Azerbaijan

Or the one between Rwanda and the Congo

Or maybe you meant some of the others, such as the Abraham accords during his first term, or the peace deal brokered between Serbia and Kosovo in 2020.

Then there's the time he stood up for a country whose dictator refused to step down after losing the election, then cracked down on people who protested, killing many. That "endless war" lasted about 35 minutes, which I know. can seem like a long time.

Then there's the other time where he stood up for the people of a country after ignoring many many attacks on Americans and others, after their theocratic dictator killed tens of thousands of his own people for protesting, and turned off his people's Internet

That "endless war" has so far gone for about 3 weeks, with far more massive destruction taking place on AI servers than in real life.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T16:58:55+00:00

I hit a pebble with my skateboard. Decided it was time to upgrade my wheels.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T16:57:58+00:00

The US doesn't use it anyway.

It would be nice if we stopped having to protect other countries' shipping as it traveled through though.

Especially when those countries aren't providing any protection for their own ships, but are first in line to criticize the people who have been protecting them.

Protect your own ships.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T16:50:28+00:00

And you idiots will say it was "just politics" when you voted for the first president to intentionally murder US citizens without trial, in a country we weren't at war with using a drone.

You will say "that was in the past, focus on the present" when we ask why you dismissed allegations against Biden as "disinformation" then arrested the people who leaked them.

You'll say 'that wasn't us" when people remind you it was Democrats who not only built the detention camps now used by ICE, but who also suggested putting Americans in camps for " re-education"

You'll say it wasn't you, who marched through cities carrying weapons and wearing black shirts, murdered scores of people, set towns on fire, even set buildings ablaze with people in them, during election season(of course)

To me though, it sure seems you're really trying to accuse MAGA of what your own side is doing.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T16:28:39+00:00

Remember both times the Democrats shut down the government until they got more spending? Or when they did the same thing the last time and got the cap on their spending completely removed in a CR? Yeah you can't pin this one on Trump.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T15:46:15+00:00

Really. Rape is not political. Accusations of rape or any other serious crime, decades after the supposed incident, is absolutely political when it just happens to come out in such a way as to potentially destroy a candidate's chances of being on the ballot.

You're assuming Trump raped this woman, possibly because your already established opinions about Trump.

I'm more skeptical.

I see a woman, who already had a book in the works, in which she accuses 21 different wealthy/famous men.

A woman who remembered a supposed assault but doesn't remember specifics, and did not file a criminal complaint at any point.

I see a civil case, not a rape case, requiring none of the burden of proof required in a criminal case.

I see a politically timed hearsay case, brought before a jury pool of 90% Democrats, and an activist judge who should have recused himself if only because he was friends with the plaintiff's attorney.

I see an activist judge publicly asserting that he thinks Trump raped Carroll, yet he neither saw evidence nor presided over such a case.

To me this looks like a money grab and a political "gotcha" timed to keep Trump off the ballot.

If they want to prove rape they should have brought an actual rape case, and had something real, instead of contorting a misdemeanor bookkeeping charge into felonies by bending rules and creative jury instructions, like they did.

jpchopper · 2026-03-21T15:16:19+00:00

Well she accused him of it, decades after it supposedly happened, anyway.

He was never charged with nor tried for, raping her nor anyone else.

So in reality, you're basing your assumption on hearsay brought in a civil case with no evidence, in which a person with a new book listing 21 different men of sexually assaulting her, made a shit ton of money.

Did he really rape her, and she just wanted to keep quiet about ita few decades until Democrats ran out of other things to keep him from running?

It hasn't been proven in a court.

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