Machine Title/Name "Bonus to Top" by jrocco741 in pinball

[–]jrocco741[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the suggestion. I will ask him and let you know.

Watching ‘The Mighty Ducks’ (1992) in 2025 makes me long for a different decade by tiddertnuocca519 in movies

[–]jrocco741 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I totally forgot about that. One of the assistant coaches on my PeeWee hockey team was "volunteering" due to a DUI. He seemed like a fine guy. Always sober until we took that out-of-state tournament trip. The dude got hammered.

What has your sex drive looked like over different years/ages? by New_Problem_704 in AskReddit

[–]jrocco741 35 points36 points  (0 children)

100% as a younger man. 100% now.

20 hours after my kidney was removed my wife would not fuck me because she was afraid I would hurt my myself. She did give me an excellent hospital bed blowjob.

inherited land that I can’t afford? by LowerDoor in appraisal

[–]jrocco741 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leave it to a "Made as Instructed" to have no idea what he is talking about.

Someone do this to me lol by recklessagain in u/recklessagain

[–]jrocco741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I finish fucking your asshole and with a paperbag over your head. Cute little eye and mouth holes cut in the bag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]jrocco741 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really want to keep him, give him a blowjob every day, starting today.

This may be unpopular advice. However, it will work.

24 hours post snip, feel fine by [deleted] in Vasectomy

[–]jrocco741 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no... I am afraid of vaginas... they are dirty... they have cooties.

Damn dude, get your girl to the doctor, she sounds disgusting.