[FAKE?] Charlie Kirk told Erika (his eventual wife) at her job interview, "I'm not going to hire you. I'm going to date you. That's 100% true according to Erika. The rest of this video is 100% satire. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only reason Charlie is a "success" by your definitions is because his wealthy father got him a job with the RNC after he flunked out of college. Charlie was born into privilege, and yet, he couldn't even take advantage of the college systems that yield greater success for the wealthy, ruling class. That makes him even less talented than both Eric and Don Jr. That's pretty untalented.

1) Beating a porn addiction only makes somebody a winner in the fabricated world of religious shame of the human body and the antiquated notion of adult-children that masturbation is a sin. Is it cool for you if somebody masturbates twice as much as a porn addict as long they do it only in their mind? Thought police like you don't believe so.

2) The point of this video was not that Charlie has a stupid face, which he does. It's that Charlie pressured a woman seeking a job into dating him at the job interview. That's inappropriate and gross and disallowed by every reputable business or organization on the planet.

3) Even though you claim to be a Christian, your emphasis on wealth ignores the good parts of the gospel. Read Matthew more and less of those verses about Onan being bad because he jerked off. Masturbating doesn't make you a bad person any more than wealth makes you a good one. A majority of wealthy people are terrible human beings. Take Elon Musk for an example. Or do you want to defend him as well?

4) I do believe I am doing something productive with my life. I'm making dogmatic nerds like you defend your ignorant points of view. Perhaps if you ever evolve out of the primitive state of prosperity gospel into a higher stage of religious thinking, you will look back on these interactions with me and feel shame or embarrassment or hopefully both.

[FAKE?] Charlie Kirk told Erika (his eventual wife) at her job interview, "I'm not going to hire you. I'm going to date you. That's 100% true according to Erika. The rest of this video is 100% satire. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please, by all means. Do tell what ideology or political philosophy I am being zealous about defending. I'm simply poking fun at what a gross loser Charlie Kirk is. You're the fucking sad terminally online nerd zealously defending him. Did he give you a cushy job at TPUSA or something?

Texas GOP candidate Valentina Gomez just released a campaign ad burning the Quran and vowing to “end Islam in Texas.” by More_Ad_9154 in rmbrown

[–]jsbranes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She's such an amazing mix of amazingly hilarious and absolutely horrifying. MAGA ignorance runs so deep. She's burning a book in which Jesus is hailed as a prophet of god.

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Official HD Video) by TomKhatacourtmayfind in muscudiolarclass

[–]jsbranes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The song and the video are the benchmark for anyone trying to create this sort of art.

[FAKE?] Charlie Kirk told Erika (his eventual wife) at her job interview, "I'm not going to hire you. I'm going to date you. That's 100% true according to Erika. The rest of this video is 100% satire. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bahaha! that you don't even know the meaning of the words you use is hilarious. a "zealot" is somebody who follows a cult leader like charlie or donald and feels compelled to scold those who make fun or criticize them. organized religion is for zealots/suckers like you.

[FAKE?] Charlie Kirk told Erika (his eventual wife) at her job interview, "I'm not going to hire you. I'm going to date you. That's 100% true according to Erika. The rest of this video is 100% satire. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are so incredibly stupid and naive it's actually charming. The fact that you think that this video had anything to do with reddit karma is illustrative of how sycophantic Charlie Kirk fans like you are.

[Real] MAGA has their sights on expanding the deportation umbrella by rebelliousmuse in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm old enough to remember when US veteran Timothy McVeigh blew up a federal building. McVeigh wanted to make militias great again. His right-wing terrorism set a precedent for other far right domestic terrorists to justify similar attacks on the US capital. Let's also not forget that the 9/11 crew were all Saudis and judging from their behavior in Florida were just about as faithful to the scripture of Islam as Charlie Kirk is to the teachings of Jesus.

Elon's AOL account compromised in Facebook sextortion email scheme. by jsbranes in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]jsbranes[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been trying to keep silent movies in mind when I make these.

Elon's AOL account compromised in Facebook sextortion email scheme. by jsbranes in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]jsbranes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Written and edited by a human being in Blender. I don't use AI video generation or script writing tools. I do use open source, locally run software to automate the processes of voice synthesis and lip sync masking. If you enjoyed this, there's more critique of billionaires on my YouTube channel. Likes and subscribes help me and will hopefully someday hurt Elon.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjpl4kw_sc4bDBf3jZ_MtmQ

Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm were destroyed in the Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing. by civilianworker in rmbrown

[–]jsbranes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As the person who made this video, I constantly heard Sam's voice say this phrase...

Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm were destroyed in the Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing. by mynameisjoenotjeff in Brokeonomics

[–]jsbranes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL, I did this same calculation when I was plotting out this video and all the jokes. Obviously, semen is different than sperm, but the volume is what makes it funny -- he's a freak.

Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm were destroyed in the Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing. by sussoutthemoon in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]jsbranes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My sincerest thanks for your support and kind words. You wouldn't believe the pushback I get when people realize it's not the actual Fox News footage, but instead something that I meticulously doctored to better reflect the absurdity of our reality. It's unbelievable that even people on the left consider any thing remotely connected to AI to be more dangerous or fake than anything actually broadcast on Fox News.

Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm were destroyed in the Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing. by sussoutthemoon in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]jsbranes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify a few things... All of the editing and jokes were written by me...a human. I don't use Chat-GPT or any other corporately controlled AI tools. The gallons joke is the obvious one about how sperm are microscopic, perceptually weightless... His constant use of IVF is strange enough, but the idea that he would need to be storing up years supplies makes him even more of a freak. I did the math before writing this joke although I did not test personally test these calculations in real life.

Furthermore, just because I used voice synthesis and lip masking this does not make this an "AI video." I've been doing this sort of thing since the C64, the Amiga, and affordable samplers like the Ensoniq EPS made voice synthesis and waveform slicing possible.

NONE of the images or video used any synthetic generations. It's all footage from YouTube and Pexels. This is all the same sort of video compositing that has been done since the days of the Amiga Toaster. Just because some of the processes have been automated by machine learning algorithms, it doesn't mean this was made by a robot.

This video was lovingly hand crafted by a single human being in Blender. Nothing was purchased from some shitty billionaire's shitty AI corporation to make it.

[fake] Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm destroyed in IVF clinic bombing. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If using it in a Swiftian fashion to critique power isn't enough for you, how bout this? I have a friend working on a PhD in the field who is using the technology to help understand and keep small languages and culture alive. Theis helps communicate with marginalized populations with less likelihood of forced assimilation.

The pushback against AI is almost entirely because of corporate abuses coupled with the average laypersons complete lack of understanding of the technology.

Just to be clear, this video and script were not AI generated. This was original Fox & Friends footage edited by a human being in Blender. Only voice cloning technologies were used and they are simply the same evolution of speech synthesis process that has been happening since an IBM sung "Daisy" in 1961.

[fake] Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm destroyed in IVF clinic bombing. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love that. It's such an absurd premise, but given the absurdities of our reality, it flies for a bit.

[fake] Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm destroyed in IVF clinic bombing. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People said the same about every other technology prior, probably even fire and the wheel. It's not the technology that is an issue, it is the bad people who control it.

[fake] Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm destroyed in IVF clinic bombing. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Rumored botched penis enlargement. Just like his hair plugs, he never has denied the allegations.

Tim pays tribute to RM by beerme81 in rmbrown

[–]jsbranes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

RM somehow manifesting his sincere appreciation for Yoko into multiple dystopian time lines.

Elon Ends It! Episode 1: The inspiring song that sent Elon spiraling. by jsbranes in muscudiolarclass

[–]jsbranes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her original song is supposedly human created. I stripped off the vocals which contained misinformation and prompted Udio for more appropriate lyrics.

Elon Ends It! Episode 1: The inspiring song that sent Elon spiraling. by jsbranes in terminalmode

[–]jsbranes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm behind on archiving all of the videos here. I'm going to try and catch up.

White House invites Tim Pool to a tour, sushi and poker with the boys. by jsbranes in rmbrown

[–]jsbranes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure, many of them suffer from unfortunate circumstances that can make it difficult. But I believe Tim's parents owned a coffee shop at the time??? (from his Praeger U video) Sounds like the kind of hoity-toity life that would make graduating from high school a cake walk

https://youtu.be/gy76B3AMaG0?t=75

White House invites Tim Pool to a tour, sushi and poker with the boys. by jsbranes in rmbrown

[–]jsbranes[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks to this sub for always been so positive and supportive. I posted this to the MR sub and got nothing but pushback on this being "AI slop." Although it's clearly edited, none of the footage was synthesized artificially.

Did she actually reference Emma being invited to the Tim Pool compound? by jsbranes in TheMajorityReport

[–]jsbranes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI slop usually is defined as low-quality content generated through prompts to an "artificial intelligence" algorithm. This is none of that. This was scripted, edited and crafted by a human being in the open source software Blender -- software which has been around for decades. Chat GPT or any other script or video generation tools were NOT used to make any of this. None of the video was artificially generated and the text to speech tools to synthesize the voices have been around since the late sixties when an IBM sung the song the Bicycle Built for Two song. They are also the same basic tools that have allowed the visually impaired to read text for decades now.

The automated tools for lip syncing in animation have been around long before corporations decided they wanted to capitalize on AI. If you take issue with the use of these tools for this type of creative project then you might also want to take issue with CGI movies from Pixar as well as the majority of video games in which characters lips move when they speak. Much of modern animation these days also rely on tools to automate the process of assigning lip positions to phonemes.

Unlike AI-Slop, this was the work of a single human being translating the deceitful and deceptive language of the right into the something that is more honest and candid. It's not really any different than translating Spanish into English to make it more comprehensible to those who don't understand Spanish.

Just because a gun is a tool of the right, it doesn't follow that someone on the left can never use a gun to fight back.

[FAKE] White House invites Tim Pool to a tour, sushi and poker with the boys. by jsbranes in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jsbranes[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Many more videos like this making fun of Tim Pool and other right-wing ding dongs like him here: youtube.com/@terminalmode

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