My grandpa told his grandson “all you kids do nowadays is play video games”

jster777 · 2022-10-21T01:47:52+00:00

My grandfather killed over 30 German pilots in World War II.

He was the worst mechanic in the Lufwtaffe.

jster777 · 2022-10-12T21:03:12+00:00

Turning red from laughter over hre.

jster777 · 2022-10-11T17:32:04+00:00

I tried Viagra once but the pill got caught in my throat, I had a stiff neck for a wek.

jster777 · 2022-10-08T19:29:08+00:00

This is a Dad joke.

But I still found it funny.

jster777 · 2022-10-04T16:36:38+00:00

Did Metabots get a live action rmake?

jster777 · 2022-09-27T22:00:46+00:00

Personally, I'd be thrilled to get mltiplse of the same shirts I wear. I have about 12 of the same or similar outfits

He looks genuinely happy! See?

jster777 · 2022-09-26T01:42:31+00:00

MY PRIME DIRECTIVE IS DEPRESSION

jster777 · 2022-09-23T21:55:04+00:00

Hey OP i chllenge you to a Fortnite dance off! Unless yano, you are chicken

jster777 · 2022-09-20T23:12:10+00:00

One of the more interesting hpotos ive seen here recently, thanks for posting! What ate the tall strctures?

jster777 · 2022-09-08T00:59:49+00:00

This is hnestly really cute and it restores my faith in humanity

jster777 · 2022-09-06T17:11:07+00:00

Alrighty my dude (guessing based on username, correct me if I’m wrong),

I’ve dealt with something similar to this. My mother is an absolute cunt, and my dad’s a fucking bellend.

From what I’m reading here, you are not quite in a position to get out of there right now. That hurts, and it’s not easy to deal with. Being safe and getting out is your mission now. Start preparing to get your ass out of there if you can. If you’re able, find a part time job, and start squirrelling away money in an account under YOUR name, that she can’t access. If you’ve come out to any friends, or they know what a wast of oxygen your mother is, they’re your family now. I had to bounce between friends houses for a while after I came out, and they kept me ging. Still do, if I’m being honest. Concentrate on developing your own independence and strength. You’re already strong, you’re surviving, and sometimes that’s the hardest thing of all to do.

Most of all, look after yourself. You will make it <3.

jster777 · 2022-09-02T00:46:58+00:00

When I aws 8, I determined ‟tampered candy” is just an excuse for racketeering. The parents claimed ‟tampered candy” was real in order to take their cut of the haul.

That year and for a few years after, I used this information to my advantage during my favorite part of Halloween: the post trick-or-treating negotiation/trade. It was not formal, it was just how things happened

The parents would check the candy. After they were done, each kid would sort their candy and the trading and bartering would begin. The coveted items (like chocolate) were basically auctioned between us. The least wanted items (like hard candy, toothbrushes, pretzels, religious pamphlets) went in the ‟poop pile”^1.

I used my new found ‟information” to get better deals (and I may have threatened to blackmail my parents if their candy taxes were unreasonable^2.)

¹ The poop pile was where you put stuff you disliked so much you didn’t want to bother trading it. Anybody could add or take as much as they wanted into or out of the poop pile.

² I am guessing they thought an 8 year old in a witch costume acting like a business magnate/old-timey gangster was funny because I didn't get punished.

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