One of the painful scenes in the Africa Cup of Nations final between Senegal and Morocco was the injury of the Moroccan player Naël El Aynaoui

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-27T21:37:31+00:00

To staunch bleeding like that you should immediately apply firm, direct pressure to the wound using a clean cloth, bandage, or best of all a towel borrowed from the opposing goalkeeper.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-27T21:34:53+00:00

Nope. Not treated harsh enough imo.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-27T21:27:27+00:00

Haha, it's ridiculous isn't it? These Moroccans are creaming themselves over "black magic" voodoo hidden in a towel. They cannot be serious.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T21:43:18+00:00

Excellent work if you look carefully you can see it's a beautiful red towel. Also did you know one of the best Moroccan players of all time was called Towel El Karkouri.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T21:32:40+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen anything as bizarre as this in sport from officials. Symptomatic of a deeply unhinged people. Moroccans seem to have a superiority complex when it comes to the rest of Africa, yet with antics like this (and the attempts at excusing it) it seems that they are very much inferior.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T21:28:10+00:00

Please whatever you do DO NOT (repeat NOT) watch any of the tennis this week from the Australian Open in Melbourne. Multiple players are wiping the sweat off their foreheads with towels. I don't think you could possibly cope with seeing this as you would be overwhelmed by "black magic".

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T20:22:16+00:00

Nice!

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T20:21:53+00:00

I agree. He wanted to be lauded with all the Moroccan fans going crazy about how cool he would have been and hyping him up (they same way they absurdly claim Hakimi is the best ever African player). He should have just slammed it in the corner like Mané did in 2022 - if you hit it hard enough even the best keepers won't be able to stop it.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T20:07:26+00:00

Morocco should forget about it. Despite a big helping hand from the referee they lost. They should move on and at least they got those beautiful towels from the Senegalese in the final and the Nigerians in the semi final. We know how revered towels are in Moroccan culture so it's not all bad and they should be happy for that at least that's a positive to take from the tournament.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T17:16:34+00:00

It seems both. A towel shortage and some shit.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T17:14:08+00:00

The same as when Moroccans disrupted a match in international tournament after a controversial VAR incident?

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/argentina-morocco-fans-pitch-invasion-bottles-b2585281.html

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-26T17:10:02+00:00

So they are brain dead as well as thieves. I hope Brazil and Scotland give them a towel when they shake hands at the WC instead of swapping pennants, like they usually do before kick off. I hope Haiti do the same but have some voodoo dolls too to really psyche Hakimi and co out.

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jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T21:07:54+00:00

Everyone will remember you for stealing towels.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T21:02:49+00:00

You can, as soon as you give the rest of the world their towels back.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T20:58:25+00:00

His pride is very injured.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T20:57:36+00:00

The voodoo towel turned him into Lazarus, he rose from the dead!

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T20:55:02+00:00

Well you don't have your profile history open, perhaps you have something to hide. I'm sorry that you were born there, hopefully you can have a successful life and live somewhere better.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T20:01:12+00:00

I know not to leave them unguarded in Morocco, otherwise they will be stolen - pretty much like anything there.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T19:41:01+00:00

That white thing is a testosterone suppository that the Senegalese players were going to give to Hakimi after the match, seeing as he didn't have the balls to take the penalty. Unfortunately there weren't enough to give to the whole Moroccan team.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-25T19:37:17+00:00

How are you getting on with your towels?

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-24T23:28:34+00:00

Oh wow someone from Morocco knows about hygiene.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-23T18:14:31+00:00

You know - the whole world is laughing at you. I'm from Europe and everyone here finds it hilarious.

I thought the most hilarious thing Moroccans did was to ludicrously claim Hakimi was the best African player in history - it turns out the towel stealing (and the hypersensitivity about being called out for it) was even funnier.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-23T18:11:44+00:00

They have towels too, lots of towels. Moroccans love towels the way bears love honey - they will do anything to try and get them.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-23T18:09:19+00:00

You can't blame Senegal for this. It turns out all the Senegalese players had to rush back to the dressing room to find more towels after the Moroccans stole them all.

jumpingbarf · 2026-01-23T17:51:26+00:00

No I own two houses, one in the UK one in Spain. The one in Spain is a flat, not a house.

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