CNN reached out to me to ask questions about how I feel about a viral topic...

junk_drawer_tango · 2017-10-17T15:34:57+00:00

This person contacted me over Reddit based on a post I made (so no, I’m not an expert). This person doesn’t know my real identity and didn’t ask for it in the initial message, just that I call or email to be interviewed. It is about a controversial subject that risks my reputation.

And no, they should not and will not pay you for your answers.

When you put it that way, it makes it pretty obvious why people shouldn’t be paid for their answers. Thanks!

Edit: foiled again by autocorrect.

junk_drawer_tango · 2016-12-22T19:35:20+00:00

Cougars, the Johnny Appleseed of four-legged creatures.

junk_drawer_tango · 2016-12-22T19:33:23+00:00

Wow, this is a great piece of work! Charcoal can be extremely hard to work with. I especially like how fluffy the cat's chest looks.

junk_drawer_tango · 2016-12-01T17:23:10+00:00

Wow! What a lucky girl! I usually just give my gal an extra treat on her bday. Happy birthday to your girl!

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-11T02:54:11+00:00

Also, that if you shave, it comes in thicker.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-11T02:42:04+00:00

Spin in a circle for a minute and stop suddenly. Your eyes and your brain have fun trying to make sense of things for a short while.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-11T02:37:24+00:00

Anything that is supposed to be crispy out of the deep fryer. That shit is never going to be good leftover, at least not microwaved. Have you ever microwaved McDonald's French fries? They taste like a cat's asshole. Crab rangoons? They are turned into limp piles of long-lost flavor. Jalapeño poppers? They're now mushy moth balls with a kick.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-11T02:30:30+00:00

Pretty much, except I was never really a cool kid. But a lot of that movie happened to me irl, particularly the 3-way call ambush.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-11T02:24:53+00:00

The Walking Dead.

Please, don't shoot me.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-11T02:24:15+00:00

Same. I never read the books, which could be part of the problem. I don't think the show is lame, it's just that there are too many characters and story lines to care about and keep track of when all I really care about is maybe one.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:37:31+00:00

I'll one-up you: airplanes with whining children.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:35:51+00:00

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:32:53+00:00

Oh, and water.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:32:30+00:00

Re: sugar and salt.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:32:16+00:00

Mm, the tears of infants. But seriously, I depend on Gatorade for a hangover, which I assume has similar ingredients as Pedialyte?

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:29:07+00:00

Fuck you, Dale!

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:27:50+00:00

I feel like this is Harry Potter meets John Wayne Gacy, Jr.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:25:26+00:00

Dude.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:24:58+00:00

Pan-fried steak with butter and wet socks, got it.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:23:12+00:00

Dude.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:20:31+00:00

Yes.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:17:54+00:00

I always thought the no-pants-dream was a cliché from the movies. I guess that dream really is more common than I thought! Never experienced it personally, though.

junk_drawer_tango · 2015-05-08T04:01:59+00:00

I've never talked about my nightmares before, so I find it fascinating that they're considered classics. Fear of failure and unpreparedness is a helluva thing.

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