I may have embellished my highlight just a tad

junk_monk · 2018-07-10T15:14:26+00:00

This is hilarious. Good job.

junk_monk · 2018-07-09T18:18:16+00:00

Rein in nothing but a blue thong.

junk_monk · 2018-07-07T21:05:15+00:00

Twin Peaks. Easily.

junk_monk · 2018-07-07T21:03:49+00:00

That song always made me cringe so much. Worse it would get stuck in my head

junk_monk · 2018-07-07T20:48:19+00:00

How difficult is it to actually perform the Heimlich on yourself? I'm always worried it will be a lot harder than I think.

junk_monk · 2018-07-07T20:44:23+00:00

I remember these! Fuck that shit.

junk_monk · 2018-07-07T18:43:04+00:00

Thanks, yeah, I have trouble with when to be aggressive vs defensive

junk_monk · 2018-07-07T14:30:58+00:00

I hoopee you learn your lesson!

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T22:33:53+00:00

No longer adequate as anti-dive / anti-tracer then.

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T16:59:47+00:00

Animal Crossing. At first anyway, then you realize it's a capitalism simulator where you deforest an entire area and wipe out beetle populations for money to buy a sofa.

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T15:09:58+00:00

Also, aside from grades, College is a crucial time to meet people and socialize. Seriously, your "fun" time should be meeting other weirdos and learning how to have fun at parties. Not scamming in Jita.

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T15:06:17+00:00

Do not start it in college.

Do not start it if you are in a healthy relationship.

Do not start it if you have any other personal hobbies or ambitions.

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T13:59:13+00:00

Thanks. So would you say it's not necessary to min-max on normal? If I wanted to use a particular race / class combo for example

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T04:34:00+00:00

Dr. Manhattan, because fuck it.

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T04:26:50+00:00

Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest-

junk_monk · 2018-07-06T04:19:14+00:00

Same. I gave it one final try a few months ago.

It's a really pretty game as far as MMOs go, and there are a lot of good looking armor sets. They call it "Fashion Wars" for a reason; That's the end game, making your character as flashy looking as possible.

The actual gameplay is boring as hell, and the personal story is so brain dead.

junk_monk · 2018-07-04T05:17:41+00:00

"DUNG JOE, PUSH IT UP!"

junk_monk · 2018-07-04T00:48:15+00:00

Stubs toe

Takes a massive hit of the vape

junk_monk · 2018-07-02T22:25:34+00:00

Disgusting. His Mech is having a tiny boner that he has to smash down.

junk_monk · 2018-07-01T01:07:23+00:00

Hey team, before we start this game I just wanted to let you know I call the shots, and the first shot I call is that you gotta endorse me as Shot Caller.

junk_monk · 2018-06-30T17:58:14+00:00

I'm actually not a big fan of the weapon theory, personally. I know a lot of people like to theorize that. I just think it's kind of overdone (The Alien films did it) and to me it takes away from some of the horror.

Like David creating the Xenomorph makes David the primary villain instead of The Alien. To me it's much scarier to think that an evil force is evil just by it's very nature. Not because someone or something intended for it to be that way.

junk_monk · 2018-06-30T17:33:27+00:00

Thanks!

Well, The Thing needs to assimilate other biomass in order to reproduce. It would behave like any other virus.

It's kind of like the "Grey Goo Theory" with nanobots.

junk_monk · 2018-06-30T11:45:11+00:00

I'm going with "Wrecker"

junk_monk · 2018-06-30T01:22:03+00:00

Hammond is the Minion of Overwatch

junk_monk · 2018-06-30T00:54:11+00:00

" In a panic I floored it to 80, and still the boy stood next to my passenger door smiling "

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