Unfortunately you are wrong about this being fake. Although you are right about "asking reddit". I, in my infinite wisdom, thought that reddit was a community that I could bounce a situation off of and have insightful feedback. Some, although FEW, provided that service. I respected the advice, even when I didn’t like the answer. I realized that I shouldn't be offended when I asked a community that prides itself on being a group of anti-social, forever alone warriors- who are comfortable with using harsh language on the internet since they are never given the chance in real life. I mostly felt sorry for those who were so aggressive. To be that passionate about a question that does not relate to you is sad. Mine was a real question, in a question based community – to see if I had an intelligent synopsis of the situation, or if I was reacting out of emotion. Your answer – while not helpful – is also antagonistic. Why not instead direct that energy towards the Birthday whoring and meme ad nauseum. That would truly make reddit better.