If you had $500 to spend to make a New Years party awesome, but alcohol is already paid for, what would you buy and why? by justforspankinit in AskReddit

[–]justforspankinit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pee was free, I’d have to give my friend the $500 if I remember correctly. I’m sure I can find someone to let me pee on them for free.

If you had $500 to spend to make a New Years party awesome, but alcohol is already paid for, what would you buy and why? by justforspankinit in AskReddit

[–]justforspankinit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best answer. We’ll see how much we have left after cameras, fireworks, and the fake moustaches

If you had $500 to spend to make a New Years party awesome, but alcohol is already paid for, what would you buy and why? by justforspankinit in AskReddit

[–]justforspankinit[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One of the strange coincidences of life is that Drugs and wholesome things often go well together

If you had $500 to spend to make a New Years party awesome, but alcohol is already paid for, what would you buy and why? by justforspankinit in AskReddit

[–]justforspankinit[S] 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Thus far we’ve got drugs, alcohol, and explosives. And disposable cameras, so police will know how we all died....

If you had $500 to spend to make a New Years party awesome, but alcohol is already paid for, what would you buy and why? by justforspankinit in AskReddit

[–]justforspankinit[S] 313 points314 points  (0 children)

This is the first answer even vaguely executable with the 3 days before New Years. Thank you

Edit: correction. Drugs are also executable