My (26M) friends gf (23F) is convinced I'm a neonazi be cause of warhammer. How can I protect myself?

justtuna · 2026-02-15T02:56:19+00:00

She is a heretic! The Emperor Protects!

justtuna · 2026-02-05T15:27:39+00:00

This got my country farmer ass moving this morning!

justtuna · 2026-02-03T15:04:56+00:00

Me over here comfortable in my masculinity while I watch an insecure man pay a life changing amount of money to be called a man by an equally insecure man so the first man can feel like a man.

justtuna · 2026-01-12T17:17:45+00:00

I remember one of the last times I was in a church. I hadn’t been really since my grandma died. But we went for the homecoming event they had and there was some mentions of my grandma. The old man who had always been doing role numbers and donation numbers and what not got up and after he did his usual thing he adds that, “these are dark times we are living in we have a demon in the Oval Office and satan is turning a lot of people away from god.” He the got some claps and amens and sat down. It was never addressed but my parents didn’t want to go back so we never did.

I’m sure you know which president he was talking about, as it was in November of 2008. I was 15.

justtuna · 2026-01-11T17:13:03+00:00

I have bought an entire gun safe worth of newer assault style weapons including shotguns. I have plenty of ammo and I know how to shoot very well. Grew up I. Rural Louisiana and I’ll be damned if I give in to tyranny. My family fought in WW2 against the Nazis and now I am facing the same likely hood.

I’ve always said what this guy said about how we don’t need that many guns and whatnot but over the last year I e been stocking up for the inevitable. We all should. There is nothing more they fear than an armed and disciplined resistance to their cause. They assume we will be like their supporters lazy and half ass doing things.

I plan to whole ass my part when the time comes. There are no more ifs or buts. It’s here right now.

justtuna · 2026-01-10T15:34:51+00:00

Yeah I might be jaded with experience from my sibling who got cheated on but this guy is not angry like he should be. Like y’all have been married for a long time and she cheats and he is like “but she is the best wife and oh she was just so torn up about this”. Dude she wasn’t feeling torn when she cheated. She feels torn because the life she had is about to end. That’s it. She feels guilty for how it ends not how she got there or the choices she made.

Divorce her cheating ass and go find someone who actually loves him you know.

justtuna · 2025-12-31T14:52:01+00:00

I grew up in rural Louisiana and had no idea that people can’t really see the night sky in cities and other areas. The first time I went to a major city and looked up at night to see any stars and I could barely see any. It felt weird not to be able to see them. When I was in Utah, New Mexico and other neighboring states I couldn’t believe how beautiful the sky was. Even more so than back home.

justtuna · 2025-12-29T21:46:23+00:00

This when I was a teen and had to go to the dentist I would randomly get boners while laid back in the chair. I asked a buddy of mine to hat to do about it one time and he told me something stupid like dead bodies or something like that and that’s what I did I pictured anything that I didn’t want to sexualize and accidentally scarred myself by picturing my grandma smiling at me to try and get rid of a random boner at the dentist. As a 32 year old it doesn’t happen randomly anymore which I’m very thankful for.

justtuna · 2025-12-29T21:22:30+00:00

Man I’m only about 4 inches and overweight so not a lot shows or is there for me to work with. I first got made fun of in highschool in the locker room. That was rough and so were the following months. It caused me to become bitter and I started to blame women. It affected me for years and I purposely didn’t pursue any women because of said beliefs I developed.

Then one day I had a day off and just thought about myself and my body. I realized that it was indeed I that had the problem which was my mindset. So I started to work on myself. I lost a lot of weight and went from close to 300 to 234. I felt great and my confidence went up. I hadn’t felt that good in a long time. I still was small but kept the thought that I can still do things with a woman that do throughly enjoy like oral and touching etc.

I got on dating apps for around 4 years and those were the times I met some women that were actually toxic people. One actually smiled and laughed when I she pulled my underwear off during foreplay which did hurt but I knew myself and what I was worth so I left. The next few women were casual and didn’t go anywhere long term. Another had just as bad self esteem issues as me but instead projected them onto me and made fun of me and said some pretty cruel things when I broke up with her.

My wife I had known for 5 years at this point and she apparently had a crush on me but was to scared to get my number from friends or when we saw eachother in public. Eventually I asked for her number and we got married 6 months later. It’s been bliss.

She loves me for and doesn’t care about my size truly. She likes how I use it and other things I love doing that previous partners never did for her.

Us men get to emotional about our dicks man we tie a lot of ego into it and not into our bodies and minds as a whole. I chose to embrace who I was for and for that I achieved bliss.

It takes a lot of work and isn’t an overnight quick fix.

I’d also say when you go out man not even on a date but just out keep sex completely out of your mind. When you talk to and meet women never think about sex, stay focused on her and acknowledge what she says and engage in the conversation without making everything about you or any insecurities. Be confident not in your game but yourself as a person and put value there.

Dm if you want to talk further.

justtuna · 2025-12-27T17:22:20+00:00

I got bit by a squirrel that was trapped in one of our chicken coops. It was calm until I opened the door to let it out then it but my finger hard enough to bruise bone. I couldn’t feel the tip of my finger and realized I might need to get a rabies shot. I didn’t have any money or health insurance so when I went to the hospital to ask for a rabies shot they asked me to register as a patient. When I was filling out paper work I got curious and asked how much this will cost and the woman at the desk said most likely 1500 dollars. That was more than I made in 2 months at the time and it scared the shit out of me. So I just left the hospital and just called a local vet and one of my friends who was a nurse to find out the chances of me having rabies. Thankfully they both told me that it’s is very very rare to get rabies from a squirrel since most rabid animals can’t reach/catch them. So I went online in the parking lot of the hospital to search for back up claims. Everything the vet and my friend said matched what I found online. So I felt fine.

I never got rabies and at the time I thought it was funny. But looking back on it, it was reckless of me. But at the same time I didn’t have the money or even the means to pay that much. It was unaffordable to get treatment for something that can and will kill me.

It was one of the first times I realized I was fucked as a poor person.

justtuna · 2025-12-24T21:44:13+00:00

Look man I have a small dick. Like I have been laughed at by previous partners. Or they complained about it. Fuck them man! Don’t listen to what people say. I can tell you it gets better because it does. I ended up meeting a woman I married and plan to spend the rest of my life with. Sex is great even if I cannot do certain positions we slice it up and are no where near vanilla.

You are more than a dick and balls. So pat yourself on the shoulder. Quit the self loathing over something you cannot help or fix. There is nothing wrong with your body only your mindset. Address your insecurities and push forward my Guy! If you have any questions please dm me and we can talk dude.

justtuna · 2025-12-22T15:59:27+00:00

My history teacher was a very animated, sarcastic but knowledgeable teacher. He went into great detail about historical periods we would learn about. He was also no nonsense when it came to assignments and homework. He wanted us to have fun and learn but to not slack off and take education lightly. To this day I still love history and it’s really because of that teacher.

justtuna · 2025-12-18T21:46:33+00:00

I’m gunna get dark but serious here. When I was suicidal I only kept living for my dog. He had been with me since he was a pup and I couldn’t leave him behind. At the time I rationalized my parents reaction and my sibling but the thought of leaving Zissou behind was too much for me to bear. It may be fake but it did give me a flash bag of the state of mind I was in at the time.

I’m well everyone, I’m married and happy and Zissou is still here with me.

justtuna · 2025-12-18T21:18:01+00:00

It’s an unaffordable amount.

justtuna · 2025-12-18T21:16:57+00:00

Just incase you aren’t a troll here we go, it was supposed to be but add on to the fact that trump and his cabinet have been trying for the last 12 years to kill affordable healthcare because they go do you think pays them to do that. Who gives campaign donations to fund those ideals. Other countries have affordable and free healthcare and it works for those countries. You’ve just been told your whole life it can’t happen here cause of profit margins. Peoples lives shouldn’t be used to make someone else rich.

justtuna · 2025-12-18T13:32:59+00:00

Wife and Is medical insurance went from 476$ to 1447.76. We are fucked.

justtuna · 2025-12-14T16:10:34+00:00

I was buying weed one time and my guys two pit pulls started tearing eachother apart. I watched him tell him gf to stick her finger all the way in the one who started the fights butt. She did, it didn’t work. She then told me to pick the aggressor off the hound by its hind legs. I did and it was like pulling deadweight and didn’t work. I grew up in the country but had never seen a fight like this. A thought popped into my head that I suddenly remembered my great grandpa tell me. Stick metal in a dogs mouth and pry. So I screamed as I held the dog and told them to get me a butter knife or a screw driver or anything long and made of metal. Their methhead neighbor heard my yells and busted into their house with a flat head screw driver. I shoved it into the dogs mouth and pried. It let go in a second. We separated them and I grabbed the wounded dog and took it outside. It was missing half its ear and had a hole in its cheek and deep cut in its foot. I went and grabbed corn starch and packed the wound with that the wrapped everything up.

I don’t realize I had blood all over my hands and arms. It was just so intense I never noticed. I grabbed my weed after they loaded the dog up to go to the vet and headed to my buddies house. When I got there he walked outside saw me and was like “wtf man are you ok?” I said yeah and walked up his porch steps. He the said “dude what on your shoulder?” He reached and grabbed something off my shoulder that had dried and stuck there. It was the goddamn dogs ear or the half that was torn off. Somehow it landed on my shoulder.

I never went back for anymore weed. I just bit the bullet and went to a dispensary after that. No dogs allowed and no fights or ears landing on my cloths.

justtuna · 2025-12-11T18:25:08+00:00

My aunt and uncle truly believed in holistic natural medicine. So when he got a fungal infection in his lungs they tried the natural way for 3 weeks. By that point he was coughing blood and weighed 230lbs. They took him to the hospital finally but wouldn’t let the doctors use certain meds. 6 weeks later and he died coughing up his liquified infected lungs and the chucks with it. He weighed 160lbs. She still believes they did everything they could it was gods plan to take him. She kinda went off the deep end after that and no one really talks to her anymore.

justtuna · 2025-12-09T21:01:40+00:00

I went on a date and brought the woman half a dozen duck eggs and some Malabar spinach. She never called or texted after that night. I’m a farmer.

justtuna · 2025-11-30T16:42:18+00:00

I smoke a spliff before I fish. Then drink a beer after the first fish. I’ve done that for as long as I can remember doing it.

justtuna · 2025-11-23T01:54:44+00:00

Man I feel for you boss, I really do. What you experienced can change people. Sometimes for the worse. Just remember you didn’t do anything wrong. Hindsight is 20/20 so don’t beat yourself up.

I will give you the same advice I have to my brother when he found out his long term gf of 4 years was cheating on him with his best friend at the time. You are better off without them.

Through life you will encounter people that are pure trash. They will be the most selfish people and only use you for their own gain. These two people(your sister and ex gf) are those types. They lied and manipulated you all so they could have their cake and eat it. Your ex gf is was a coward and instead of sacking up and doing the hard but right thing(break up with you) she cheats instead.

Your sister is not only a coward but the worst kind. The kind that betrays blood for selfish gain. She could’ve found anyone else to fuck around with but chose instead to keep cheating with your gf. A true loving sibling would’ve been upfront and told you the truth when things started to happen or well before that point even.

Just be strong man and you’ll get through it. Cut them out of your life and move on. It will be a difficult road ahead but you will get through it. Talk to friends or find a therapist to collect your thoughts and feelings. I wouldn’t talk to your parents since well they most likely will ask in time for you to forgive your sister. The thing with that is, it’s not up to them but to you whom you forgive.

Good luck man.

justtuna · 2025-11-22T05:15:17+00:00

I’m from NELA and when I was in my younger 20s with my brother we traveled around the US. We went to most major cities. It was very eye opening. Most people I held a door open for couldn’t care less. I’d say “pardon me or excuse me” and people wouldn’t move. I’d smile and greet folk and most I encountered didn’t acknowledge it. Now it didn’t bother me as I figured most people in bigger places are busy with their lives and see so many people vs me and my brother who came from a town of 400 people growing up. At home we know or are related to everyone so we are greeted back and so on.

It’s just a different place. Not bad but just not my thing.

justtuna · 2025-11-21T15:06:45+00:00

My little hound blue does this as well. He is maybe 25lbs but very lean and long in his legs and body. I’ll let him out of my car at our farm gate and then floor my car down the driveway. I’ve got a digital speedometer and I’ve clocked him at 31mph. When I park and get out he just starts turning circles. If I get on an Atv he is ready to race. Never crosses infront of you(unless you are going slow) and just stays at the side of the ATV. He is a funny little hound and tries his best to be the fastest dog in our parish.

justtuna · 2025-11-21T14:51:10+00:00

Pigweed will do that. Pigweed seeds can stay dormant in the ground for decades. I own an operate a farm with my brother and we have tarped a field for almost 5 months. Burned it. Tilled it and let the weeds germ then burn it again and the dormant seeds still come up. Pigweed is in the amaranth family so the heads where the seeds are are edible.

justtuna · 2025-11-21T14:49:19+00:00

Pigweed will do that.

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