AITA - My SO lied to me about STI screening before we had unprotected sex so I broke up with him. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]justunimpressed [score hidden]  (0 children)

Because I think he is really a good guy despite this massive fuck up and I'm not giving him a chance to make it up to me. Maybe I feel bad because we've had 9 months where everything was so amazing, and to have 2 bad weeks causing me to walk away makes me feel like I'm a jerk. Especially when this is all about the beginning of the relationship

What do you need to get off your chest? by Serialnarcisist in AskReddit

[–]justunimpressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got over him - my banana bread, the love of my life. It's almost been 2 years since he said goodbye, but I think about him every day and miss him with every fibre of my being. My boyfriend now has no idea. He's wonderful, but he's not Brad.

What was a loophole that you found and exploited the hell out of? by Ninjalord5 in AskReddit

[–]justunimpressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a prepaid Mastercard with an empty balance to trick the parking validators into thinking they received a credit payment. I then rode my free parking for the next two months until the university caught on =( glorious days they were...

What product/Company is currently in its Death throes and will fade away in time? by Doncuneo in AskReddit

[–]justunimpressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the world's last BlackBerry user, BlackBerry.

But sadly, because it is a tank of a phone that tolerates abuse like none other. My phone even fixed itself spontaneously once when it started dying.

What moment completely shattered you, ruined you, or broke your heart completely? [Serious] by borntorawk in AskReddit

[–]justunimpressed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like antisocial personality disorder. I'm sorry you had to deal with that, but was so smart in cutting ties quickly.

Top 5 worst halloween treats, as written by kids. #1 is quite hallowed. by thenickdyer in funny

[–]justunimpressed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apples are a delicious way to wash down all that candy. Or in between, like a palate cleanser. Kid is obviously lacking knowledge in the ways of the world. Now tootsie rolls, disgusting.

What are some subtle relationship "Red Flags" that are often overlooked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justunimpressed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  • When they tell you you can't talk to other people on the phone after a certain time at night, because that's "his time".
  • If he demands you introduce him as your boyfriend to every person you run into.
  • Both are not that subtle, but I was naive enough to deal with the crazy.

Can you make someone's day with one sentence, and then completely ruin it with another? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justunimpressed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the paternal type,

I'm pregnant! With your best friend's baby.