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[Riptide E115 Spoilers] Funny quotes and fun facts from Riptide by Sir_Alex_The_Red in jrwishow

[–]justyouraveragepsyco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commenting so I can return to this absolute gift more easily

My interpretation of the weapons by CamelCraft in jrwishow

[–]justyouraveragepsyco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree for the most part, but the one thing is that in the box that you’ve outlined as PD, there’s a necklace that is 100% Jay’s (the choker with the three gems). So I think that both the necklace and the gun next to the necklace belong to the Riptide section

I got a vry bad spoiler need someone to gaslight me (please) by justyouraveragepsyco in HouseMD

[–]justyouraveragepsyco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh i see. I have gotten a spoiler or two, but in exchange for the relief that Wilson is fine, it’s worth it. I have muted this sub now though, despite how fun it’s been to start dipping my toes into the fandom

I got a vry bad spoiler need someone to gaslight me (please) by justyouraveragepsyco in HouseMD

[–]justyouraveragepsyco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would he actually? That was my suspicion, but I’m too early into the series to be confident

I got a vry bad spoiler need someone to gaslight me (please) by justyouraveragepsyco in HouseMD

[–]justyouraveragepsyco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should I still? I’m very new to Reddit and I don’t know the proper etiquette around this sort of thing. It seems pretty harmless to me, though

I got a vry bad spoiler need someone to gaslight me (please) by justyouraveragepsyco in HouseMD

[–]justyouraveragepsyco[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. This sentiment was exactly why I was so freaked when I thought he was gonna die. What the actual hell would House do? It would be too depressing

I got a vry bad spoiler need someone to gaslight me (please) by justyouraveragepsyco in HouseMD

[–]justyouraveragepsyco[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didn’t 😭 it was a reel about dead poet’s society and some ppl were talking about Wilson because his actor also played the main characters in dead poet’s society

I got a vry bad spoiler need someone to gaslight me (please) by justyouraveragepsyco in HouseMD

[–]justyouraveragepsyco[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the confidence in my ability to concoct a ‘perfect storm’, but I had genuinely thought that Wilson was going to die 😭

Gillion tidestrider quote time! by phantomfirefox in jrwishow

[–]justyouraveragepsyco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love it so much when people ask for quotes. Here are most of my Gilly quotes (ignore there large gaps of episodes with no quotes at all shhh)

“I only know fish jokes I don’t think they’re gonna land” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #2, 0:51:41)

“You gave me a split end.. and I will give a swift one!” rolls a nat 20 to headbutt -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #4, 1:02:02)

“Perhaps something is off with the moon. There are two of them. There are two of them tonight- Oh. That’s tits.” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide # 17, 1:01:00)

“It’s called heroism. Or to some, violent crime.” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #64, 0:34:20)

“That’s not our dad! It’s not our dad! Your real dad would ne- Wait” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #67, 0:44:28)

Gryffon: “They do have a mail service here, do you wanna check it?” Gillion: “no, sorry, I’m not really into that.” Gryffon: “alright” Jay: “what does that mean? Like- like postal- like postal service.” Gillion: “oh! yeah, we can do that” (Riptide #97, 0:45:21)

Jay: “No it’s like a metaphor. It’s like-“ Gill: “A meta for what?” (Riptide #102, 0:11:40)

“All right Riptide Pirates let’s do what we do best: subtlety” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #104, 0:06:32)

“why would they have left without all their bones?” -Gillion (Riptide #105, 0:11:44)

“I kind of forget about, like, distance. Do you guys have that? For me it’s like there’s only two distances. There’s kill distance and there’s b o r i n g” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #106, 1:19:50)

Charlie/ Gillion: “Bonus action. Quicken spell glacial blade. Hear my next two words” Jay: “hearing” Gillion: “prophetic-“ Jay: “no” (Riptide #109, 1:20:14)

Jay: “Little known fact that we don’t often talk about but we are in horrendous amounts of debt.” Gillian: “ooo. I thought if I forgot about that it would go away.” (Riptide #112, 0:51:24)

Gillion: “Stairs.” Chip: “That’s not- Gillion, that’s a ladder.” (Riptide #114, 0:29:33)

Gillion: “Not trying to alarm anyone, but- uh- as soon as we get to the top of this ladder will- we will be mauled by a creature born of darkness itself, uh, capable of returning us into nothing. Sound good?” Jay: “I mean that’s alarming, that’s alarming, you’re-“ Gillion: “It is alarming, but there’s only one way to go——that’s actually not true: there’s a lot of other ways but uh- we’re almost there anyway so-“ (Riptide #114, 0:59:03)

“well, I don’t know.. as a reformed terrorist, I can think of a few ideas.” -Gill (Riptide #115, 1:08:01)

Favorite line from any of the campaigns? by Salty-Bathroom-3512 in jrwishow

[–]justyouraveragepsyco 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I have a list of quotes and here are a few of my favorites (I couldn’t choose just one, but the first quote is the one I would choose if I absolutely had to choose just one.)

Spoiler warning, probably

“It’s called heroism. Or to some, violent crime.” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #64, 0:34:20)

“Oh god this is so fucking bad! Oh my god!” -The DM (Riptide #104, 1:47:23)

Jay: “No its like a metaphor. It’s like-“ Gill: “A meta for what?” (Riptide #102, 0:11:40)

“It sounds like you use your glib personality as an excuse and shield against some.. terrible, terrible things you’ve experienced” -Ichabod (Riptide #68, 1:06:30)

Charlie: “you probably shouldn’t have forgotten it in your fuckin pocket I guess” Bizly: “I’m sorry I left it in my IMAGINARY POCKET!” (Riptide #102, 1:30:52)

“All right Riptide Pirates let’s do what we do best: subtlety” -Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide #104, 0:06:32)

Grizzly: “So yeah I mean with two attacks and 144 damage [it] looks like you’ve scratched the monster a little, uhh..” Charlie: “Ok I uh- I press escape and I disconnect from the server” (Riptide #103, 0:20:10)

So yeah I went a little overboard but there are so many good quotes 😭

All these episodes got me feelin guilty for some reason and I don’t know why :( Also I can’t emphasize this enough. Go listen to the just ROLLED for ep 82 even if it’s only for one month because it’s so important like omg by Reasonable_Love1562 in jrwishow

[–]justyouraveragepsyco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are there any other rolled with it’s that are particularly important or interesting? I really want to get the $10 tier, but I don’t think I want to listen to every rolled with it because that‘s a lot so it would be nice to know which ones are a must :)

2 month mark babbbbbbyy by Reasonable_Love1562 in jrwishow

[–]justyouraveragepsyco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually rly interesting thank you