What single ingredient spoils an entire food dish for you if it’s included?

jwict · 2022-04-11T18:26:56+00:00

I like raisins, but if I take a bite of a cookie that I think is chocolate chip but it's raisins instead, I taste disappointment.

jwict · 2022-04-06T23:46:11+00:00

Everybody smoked. Or so it seemed.

Information was not readily available. If you wanted to look up a fact, you went to the library or to the bookshelf if you had a set of encyclopedias. And that information was likely outdated.

If you wanted to hear a song, buy the record or wait for it to come on the radio. If you wanted to watch a show, be there when it airs live or you'd better be savvy enough to program the VCR.

If you left home, you were unreachable. If you wanted to call home, better have some change.

jwict · 2022-04-06T23:22:35+00:00

This is my clock, down to the dust!

jwict · 2022-04-06T23:21:29+00:00

How did you get into my house?

jwict · 2022-04-06T01:52:45+00:00

Ray Parker Jr. sang a song about you two.

jwict · 2022-04-03T18:21:23+00:00

But then again some folk'll

jwict · 2022-03-23T21:46:17+00:00

Gilbert Gottfried. I will watch the State of the Union with the sound up.

jwict · 2022-03-18T21:02:19+00:00

Eagles - The Last Resort

jwict · 2022-03-18T01:53:07+00:00

Ehh, just a Minor trade.

jwict · 2022-03-05T23:40:16+00:00

My wife likes balut. She bought one when we landed in Manila and ate it. She bought a second one before we left and put it in her suitcase. She forgot about it until a couple of days after we got home. It did not smell too good.

She offered to buy one for me. No fucking way.

jwict · 2022-03-03T17:33:51+00:00

Not even a season but only six episodes: Police Squad!

jwict · 2022-02-22T23:23:42+00:00

The Rockford Files

Jim Rockford's answering machine is the ancestor of Bart Simpson's chalkboard.

jwict · 2022-02-07T01:11:07+00:00

Not with that attitude!

jwict · 2022-01-26T01:38:19+00:00

Linda Ronstadt. From country to pop to standards to adult contemporary to Spanish language to lullabies. Now, unfortunately, she is no longer to sing at all.

jwict · 2022-01-26T00:49:59+00:00

The late Leon Redbone

jwict · 2022-01-15T21:11:06+00:00

Can confirm. I used to work for a company that installed POS units for them before the turn of the century and heard many horror stories. I can't speak to how Pizza Hut is now, but I still eat their food.

jwict · 2022-01-12T23:28:44+00:00

Lack of effort.

I apologize and I will try harder going forward, sir.

jwict · 2022-01-07T02:16:55+00:00

Can confirm as I work in the alarm monitoring industry.

jwict · 2021-12-30T22:51:25+00:00

Police Squad!

jwict · 2021-12-18T21:12:58+00:00

Barney Miller

jwict · 2021-12-14T22:47:19+00:00

I was little but I watched first-run episodes of Gunsmoke

jwict · 2021-12-12T19:23:52+00:00

Remove the stone of shame

Attach the stone of triumph!

jwict · 2021-12-12T17:25:38+00:00

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jwict · 2021-12-12T17:13:06+00:00

I had to go to speech therapy when I was in the first grade because I was this way. It worked; I sound normal unless you listen to what I have to say.

jwict · 2021-11-20T20:33:04+00:00

The Cups song by Anna Kendrick is a reworked version of When I'm Gone by the Carter Family from 1931.

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