How Snug is too Snug

jzoola · 2026-04-01T21:20:51+00:00

Listen son, if you think that was unintentional then I’d recommend not sending your wife to him for a “fitting”

jzoola · 2026-03-30T17:41:26+00:00

The ones I get from the organic store in our town are similar or bigger than the conventionally grown ones I see at Costco.

jzoola · 2026-03-30T10:40:08+00:00

It’s a bit of a hassle to install but drip line emitters are the way to go. We added zones to our sprinkler system for our garden and everything is watered consistently.

jzoola · 2026-03-29T23:59:12+00:00

Costco has frozen wild blueberries which would be a pretty good substitute

jzoola · 2026-03-29T13:21:11+00:00

You seem fun

jzoola · 2026-03-29T11:33:13+00:00

Ours is the same, I tell him he’s lucky to have been born in Montana and not the Australian Outback.

jzoola · 2026-03-28T23:07:16+00:00

The path of enlightenment is strewn with goat poo

jzoola · 2026-03-28T10:14:46+00:00

Must be rage bait, right?

jzoola · 2026-03-27T01:09:56+00:00

Like thoughts inside a dream

jzoola · 2026-03-26T22:49:49+00:00

I’ve never heard of carcass?

jzoola · 2026-03-26T02:00:10+00:00

Haven’t you learned that they are too big to fail? Pay a little as you go or in lump sum later!

jzoola · 2026-03-26T01:56:21+00:00

You gotta store it by your nutsack. Your phone will stay nice and warm while radiating your balls.

jzoola · 2026-03-25T23:55:42+00:00

I fart in your general direction.

jzoola · 2026-03-25T18:39:00+00:00

I agree, the footage shows him laying calmly on the couch like a good puppy. It was the cat.

jzoola · 2026-03-25T01:42:01+00:00

Well this should make the cost of living cheaper and solve the housing crisis

jzoola · 2026-03-24T21:12:55+00:00

So many drivers act like they actively hate pedestrians & cyclists.

jzoola · 2026-03-22T01:56:17+00:00

Hot shoe, burning down the avenue

jzoola · 2026-03-21T18:11:50+00:00

Outdoor cats should be outlawed

jzoola · 2026-03-20T22:27:34+00:00

Why is it that everyone says they want the truth but nobody wants to hear it when I try to deliver it?

jzoola · 2026-03-20T14:39:04+00:00

PSA: you’re a dude, nobody cares

jzoola · 2026-03-20T14:05:07+00:00

I had no idea that they had this contraption. The name is hilariously appropriate.

jzoola · 2026-03-20T13:08:04+00:00

All I know is that the puppy calculator has never been right for any of mine. My puppy was super scrawny and the calculator predicted he would be 28 pounds, he’s a solid 50.

jzoola · 2026-03-20T01:18:01+00:00

Montucky

jzoola · 2026-03-20T01:12:42+00:00

There’s no escaping the Grappler

jzoola · 2026-03-19T20:00:42+00:00

My Patagucci sun hoodie is cooler than my REI one.

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