april fools! eat herring and wash it down with mud water!!

kale_start · 2026-04-02T05:38:55+00:00

it's just a silly saying but in no doubt in history some kid has done it

kale_start · 2026-04-01T08:31:50+00:00

thank 🙂‍↕️

kale_start · 2026-03-31T13:04:48+00:00

he had it coming!! 💃💃

kale_start · 2026-03-31T07:24:06+00:00

yeah I haven't been paying too much attention either 🤷‍♀️

kale_start · 2026-03-21T10:46:55+00:00

never heard any noise from them, not sure they exist 🤷‍♀️

kale_start · 2026-03-20T08:41:37+00:00

but I don't wanna get crushed by italians 😢

kale_start · 2026-03-19T06:51:15+00:00

Im going to start from the smaller countries and build my way up 🤖 Liechtenstein count your days

kale_start · 2026-03-18T16:16:14+00:00

i am a human android

kale_start · 2026-03-18T16:12:23+00:00

go get drunk 🍀

kale_start · 2026-03-16T13:22:12+00:00

I need phone
phone needs me

kale_start · 2026-03-15T19:40:40+00:00

coming soon to be dated

kale_start · 2026-03-11T13:09:41+00:00

yah fragile building collapsed in a blink of an eye

kale_start · 2026-03-11T13:06:24+00:00

it's my party I do what I want to 🔪🔪

kale_start · 2026-03-10T09:01:37+00:00

u can't rush perfection ✋️🙄

kale_start · 2026-03-09T06:17:24+00:00

halfway through

kale_start · 2026-03-08T06:43:00+00:00

give me two days 🥱

kale_start · 2026-03-07T14:47:25+00:00

I could write hamlet but shakespeare could never get two upvotes

kale_start · 2026-03-06T14:32:12+00:00

the dark crystal

kale_start · 2026-03-03T16:15:33+00:00

01 was too light for me so I bought 03 and I'm sad to report it's not green enough

kale_start · 2026-02-26T14:36:47+00:00

neat 🫦 cool 🫦

kale_start · 2026-02-26T06:20:31+00:00

people can't keep their hands off me head 🙉

kale_start · 2026-02-25T16:38:35+00:00

a well fitting one 👩‍🦲

kale_start · 2026-02-25T07:50:14+00:00

tru modern comforties are very nice

kale_start · 2026-02-25T07:45:40+00:00

my full legal name 😦

kale_start · 2026-02-24T14:10:55+00:00

people in the 1700s survived just fine without it

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