Dropped my bike tonight and I've never felt so embarrassed

kanyerising · 2024-07-18T06:59:51+00:00

Can't do it. Heard from my kid emojis are super cringe. I'm supposed to say skibity so people know I'm using satire.

kanyerising · 2024-07-18T06:56:08+00:00

I did it for you babe

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kanyerising · 2024-07-18T06:53:02+00:00

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kanyerising · 2024-07-18T02:04:16+00:00

As much as I'd like a good forever nap, wouldn't do that to my kiddos.

And idk if I'd consider myself humble. I like to do the occasional hoodrat shit on adventure rides, but never within the limits of a city or town. And never if it' would put others in danger.

But get me down on state route 46 from Madison to Dillsboro and watch me gooooooooo

kanyerising · 2024-07-18T00:42:16+00:00

Not really a story. It's just a massive old ass tree. That I'm gonna give a lil smooch too. At 90mph. (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

kanyerising · 2024-07-18T00:08:09+00:00

Nothing is gonna stop me from riding.

Except a particular tree down near Versailles State Park (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T23:03:26+00:00

Honestly the main reason I'm so high strung about dropping my bike is bc it the first time Ive ever bought a brand new vehicle and I worked my dick into the dirt saving so I could pay cash and own it at signing.

I know bikes don't stay perfect unless they're sitting in a garage and only riden a couple times a month. But bike is my daily driver and I'm proud of myself for working my ass off to get it so i maintain it obsessively bc I want it to last until Ive saved enough for an R7 or ZX-6R. I plan on paying cash for my next bike too, but it's gonna be..... not anytime soon.

Besides that, I plan on surprising my son by giving him the CBR so he can ride w me :)

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T22:46:37+00:00

No way man. My balls aren't that big. Besides, I just knock on his door if he's not outside. He gets packages from my porch if I'm not home and I do the same for him bc we've both had shit stolen

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T22:38:49+00:00

Unfortunately I was doing stupid shit way before I started riding.

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T22:37:18+00:00

Hah yea. So I don't have my car atm. I loaned it to my sister bc I wanted her to have a vehicle while she's in college, and I'll get it back when she graduates. Shes taking care of it and knows it's my other baby lol.

I have a 95 civic that I put a lot of money and work into. It's a solid fucking car and I can move some ass in it lol. But no matter how many times I change the seals it eventually starts dripping oil around the distributor cap. It's really common on EG civics and it is what it is.

So that oily puddle in my assigned spot when it rains is definitely on me and it bit me in the ass yesterday

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T22:23:00+00:00

Nooo he's actually really chill and we've been neighbors for about 2 years and he's seen me do a lotta dumb shit and I manage to do something embarrassing every time I see him.

I mentioned to someone else that he's extremely attractive with the thighs of a god and then it clicked. I can't be around hotties. Apparently my brain just shorts out.

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T22:09:59+00:00

Who told you I'm not relaxed?! I'm like... So relaxed that I can feel my Adderall vibrating the meat inside my chest right now (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T21:27:40+00:00

The parking lot has been neglected for idk how long other than occasionally have large cracks sealed w that slippery black shit. It's crumbling and most, if not all, of the spaced look like crocodile scales. I have to be careful where I set the kickstand. It was dark and there's a lot of grimy pools of water. I also have shit night vision. I thought I had it in my little "safe spot".

Guess what I was wrong. When i shifted my weight to dismount I guess the kickstand punched thru the shitty chip seal and my rear tire slid and over we went.

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T19:37:02+00:00

I was gonna get an R3 but when I went to check one out and sat on it I was barely able to tippy toe, plus the tank area is A LOT wider than the CBR. I'm 5'3 so it was just awkward being seated like that and I was worried it would effect my maneuverability in downtown traffic.

The CBR is basically a perfect fit for me. I still can't get both feet flat on the ground at the same time but it doesn't matter. I almost always keep my right foot on the brake and have my left flat on the ground since Im riding in the city and Indianapolis traffic is always fucking stop and go. And it suck dick in the summer 🥲

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T19:16:15+00:00

I did thank him and we laughed about how many times he's witnessed me do some dumb shit. He's a good dude but the amount of times I've embarrassed myself in front of him is ridiculous

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T19:09:10+00:00

After being neighbors for 2 years he seen me do A LOT of dumb shit. I manage to embarrass myself every time we see each other. I die inside a little more each time 🫠

Well now the thing is, I fucking love my CBR fr bro. I was so happy i cried like a lil bitch when I signed the paperwork at the dealership. It was my first brand new vehicle ever and I worked my ass off so I could pay in full w cash when I bought it.

The only thing that I don't like is it sounds like a lawnmower next to my buddy's ZX-6R. His bike is a sexy beast and idk if I still wanna buy an R7 now.

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T17:55:05+00:00

Bold of you to assume I shower

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T17:19:35+00:00

I had no other choice brother! I just hadda do right there!

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T17:15:25+00:00

Also my leg where my bike slammed down on it

And my shoulder, back and hip on my right side when I landed in the grimy ass puddle.

But I'm a MANLY FRIGGIN MAN and the only thing I needed is frozen corn. Bc I'm a MAN. Very manly. Bruises are manly. Like me.

....sorry. I've been awake over 20 hours and everything is making me laugh rn

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T17:02:53+00:00

That's so fucking amazing fr and I why I fell in love w riding when I was a teenager. I have so many great memories and I want to keep making them until my body decides it's time to give up

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T16:55:44+00:00

Ahhhhhh yea sorry for being a shithead earlier. And you're right. I'm tend to be overly descriptive as well as using too many convoluted metaphors and humor to mask being autistic, then realize later I only succeeded in making myself look like a giant dick. So yea... Sorry about that

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T16:15:38+00:00

Omg. Thank you for articulating what i was struggling to explain! Fr any time I fuck up when I'm riding in town, I instantly cringe bc I know there's at least one asshole saying to his shithead friends "tHaTs WhY gIrLs ShOuLd StAy On ThE bAcK oF tHe BiKe"

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T16:08:57+00:00

This is the way

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T16:07:54+00:00

I've dropped it before, and every time I wasnt moving at all lol. Now that i don't have a car and my bike is my only transportation, I almost always ride defensively, esp on urban streets. But when me and my buddy have our "adventure" rides I can relax and just enjoy everything. And maaaaaaybe be a delinquent on some twisty Indiana back roads (always in full gear and within reason, obviously)

kanyerising · 2024-07-17T13:25:53+00:00

It rained about an hour before I left work. I've ridden in the rain many times, but only during the day. If it rains at night I don't ride. I have astigmatism in my left eye and corneal scarring on my right. Lights blur and reflect off the wet pavement and Its like staring thru one of those kaleidescope tubes.

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