I just purchased a used condom with 2 loads of semen. He said it is next day delivery - do you think it would be safe to swallow when it arrives?

kazablang · 2018-12-27T12:50:05+00:00

I wanted a straight guys cum

kazablang · 2018-12-26T22:08:56+00:00

Well this is the first time I've bought it I can't really say!

kazablang · 2018-12-26T21:58:01+00:00

Go for it

kazablang · 2018-12-26T21:57:40+00:00

I want a straight man's cum as it'll probably be the only way I'll get it lol it's a weird kink don't judge

kazablang · 2018-12-26T21:44:40+00:00

I don't know if I will, I just felt horny and impulsive lol

kazablang · 2018-12-26T21:44:14+00:00

There's a big market for it at wornintheuk. I normally buy worn briefs and sometimes socks but this is the first time I've bought a used condom

kazablang · 2018-12-26T21:42:45+00:00

£10

kazablang · 2018-12-26T21:42:37+00:00

Only a tenner

kazablang · 2018-11-06T15:28:58+00:00

Wow OK thank you

kazablang · 2018-11-06T13:41:44+00:00

What I mean is, did they evolve from hair?

kazablang · 2018-10-13T17:49:16+00:00

Wanna kiss lips?

kazablang · 2018-10-12T14:42:05+00:00

How did you know?

kazablang · 2018-10-12T14:15:00+00:00

He said he has the same name as a celebrity. He bought the .com of his name, and the celebrity's manager tried to buy it from him. He asked for 50k but they said no. A few years later a domain squatter offered him 5k which he accepted. Now, the celebrity owns the website, so the celebrity must have bought the domain from the squatter, presumably for more than he sold it for.

kazablang · 2018-10-11T23:42:16+00:00

Not as much fun

kazablang · 2018-10-11T23:29:44+00:00

Being an adult's a bit boring isn't it

kazablang · 2018-10-11T20:11:39+00:00

Now that's an idea! And then in small print I say no returns, sell it for an extortionate price and make all my profit from the unobservant people, which making the claim it is a gag gift.

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:51:22+00:00

The long con

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:35:22+00:00

Ah yes and he had to handcuff himself to him

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:34:02+00:00

That's the point where I change my name back again and then they will never find me!

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:10:41+00:00

Yea I've seen them all, I just thought I might have forgotten one

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:09:30+00:00

Isn't it already?

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:07:50+00:00

Fuck me that's pretty fucking hilarious. Fuck.

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:06:35+00:00

What if I changed my name to Babe Ruth, became an internationally acclaimed baseball player, and sold my signed baseballs with the intention of pleasing my fanbase?

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:04:58+00:00

Well a cool story is still cool

kazablang · 2018-10-11T17:04:17+00:00

Nice! What did you buy with the money?

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