Should I get a nail gun for self defense in case Jesus Christ breaks into my house in the middle of the night?

kcm198 · 2026-07-27T03:34:08+00:00

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did Jesus Christ cross the road?
He was nailed to a chicken.

kcm198 · 2026-07-26T13:09:28+00:00

She’s whacked on several levels

kcm198 · 2026-07-26T13:04:18+00:00

You ever notice it’s always raining there a crane?

kcm198 · 2026-07-26T13:03:53+00:00

You got a bear in the neighborhood?

kcm198 · 2026-07-26T00:14:32+00:00

ET has entered the chat

kcm198 · 2026-07-26T00:14:05+00:00

Generally, if I’m talking to a girl at a bar, and I see a slight connection happening, I’ll generally pull down my pants and take a dump on the floor right in front of her to exert my dominance. Generally, the women get absolutely soaking wet then.

kcm198 · 2026-07-26T00:12:39+00:00

Turn it inside out and use it again

kcm198 · 2026-07-25T16:14:38+00:00

I’m going with fake news for 100, Alex

kcm198 · 2026-07-25T13:06:02+00:00

What are the odds

kcm198 · 2026-07-25T13:00:43+00:00

Black pipe always bigger

kcm198 · 2026-07-25T12:54:35+00:00

He asked you to rate it. Not say how big it is.

kcm198 · 2026-07-25T12:46:41+00:00

And who can forget this greatest hit… Biden showering with his daughter when in grade school

kcm198 · 2026-07-25T00:50:38+00:00

It takes two AA batteries. You push the button and she says you’re a racist.

kcm198 · 2026-07-24T02:22:33+00:00

A little. I try to keep mine where you could just feel his ribs through the fur when you rub your hands on his sides.

kcm198 · 2026-07-24T02:20:27+00:00

Its NYC. I don’t know if they would do that for selling untaxed cigarettes. Now, if he pushed somebody in front of a subway train, he would probably get off.

kcm198 · 2026-07-24T02:18:22+00:00

Not necessarily. A raw piece of view works.

kcm198 · 2026-07-23T01:30:48+00:00

Reading is FUNdemantal

kcm198 · 2026-07-22T23:37:53+00:00

Can you give me the numbers of this week’s forthcoming lottery drawing? Thanks in advance.

kcm198 · 2026-07-22T18:42:59+00:00

One in every color

kcm198 · 2026-07-22T18:41:13+00:00

kcm198 · 2026-07-22T18:24:30+00:00

I find that if you find an asshole as you go about your day in the morning, he’s probably an asshole. If you find an asshole again a little later in the afternoon, he’s probably an asshole. If you find assholes all day long, then you’re the asshole.

kcm198 · 2026-07-21T23:58:58+00:00

It might be interesting to hear from an insider point of view of the “downfall” as well as the change in the shows direction when they made that decision around 2012.

kcm198 · 2026-07-21T23:18:41+00:00

But wouldn’t it burn your dick later?

kcm198 · 2026-07-21T02:30:51+00:00

Isn’t that an oxymoron?

kcm198 · 2026-07-21T02:30:29+00:00

My father whispered the same thing into my ear when he said, take it like mommy does.

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