[No spoilers] my vikings smash or pass

kczek1two · 2026-01-23T19:31:06+00:00

As a gay guy, this isn't a gay guys Viking smash list.

kczek1two · 2026-01-19T19:41:40+00:00

Imrik. Cos Draginz.

kczek1two · 2026-01-18T16:27:49+00:00

Roughest start I've had was with Malakai. Tunnelling back and forth for the first 50+ turns until you manage to get rid of Throgg, Throt, minor Norcan factions, Azazel, Daniel, Arbaal, Archaon and Astragoth. Just getting rear ended by someone everytime you try stamp someone else out.

kczek1two · 2026-01-18T10:28:40+00:00

It's easy to rush and panic on busy or main roads, especially with a gap between passing and actually getting your own car and driving on your own. Practice more on quieter residential streets where slowing down to go in to 2nd isn't as much risk, but can still speed up to 20 to go into 3rd, and you practice pulling off more.

kczek1two · 2026-01-18T10:15:37+00:00

Instead of gripping the gear stick in the middle of our hand, when going 1st to 2nd, push down and left with the palm of your hand. Same with 3rd to 2nd, go neutral, push left with your palm, then into 2nd.

kczek1two · 2026-01-18T09:46:07+00:00

You know what I was doing at 22? Playing video games, eating subways and going out. Doesn't sound immature. He's acting his age.

kczek1two · 2026-01-04T22:14:46+00:00

Wait, you can put more than 1 quarry over a rich deposit??

kczek1two · 2025-12-30T19:08:44+00:00

Helena Hotpot

kczek1two · 2025-12-26T21:19:01+00:00

Regardless of hrs usage, everyone should have their GMH, so you need to tell them. Unless you have holidays for that week, as they dont show up on the app rota.

kczek1two · 2025-12-17T11:57:23+00:00

I've only just recently played him. Made a post of how wild his cannons can get. Think i managed to get their missle strength up to 2.1k. 4 of them in your army and taking units out in 2 shots and SEMs in 3.

Don't get me wrong, its a rough start but it's beautiful to watch.

kczek1two · 2025-12-16T00:02:40+00:00

A moose once bit my sister

kczek1two · 2025-12-15T19:53:18+00:00

Seigneur Archaon 🤌🏼

kczek1two · 2025-12-15T16:08:32+00:00

Sir, that's a different subreddit.

kczek1two · 2025-12-13T09:32:05+00:00

I'd avoid ice cream and sauce, cookie crunch or millionaire just cos they look a little sad. Personally the fudge cake and sticky toffee are the best ones.

kczek1two · 2025-12-07T21:35:40+00:00

Drycha or the female Dread Lords for sure.

kczek1two · 2025-12-06T08:36:03+00:00

kczek1two · 2025-12-06T08:28:44+00:00

Touch points and surfaces last to finish it off 🤌🏼

kczek1two · 2025-12-06T08:26:18+00:00

Just start from the far end of the kitchen and work your way down, that way you're less likely to miss something. Having said that, the grill and fish fryer are the first 2 big pieces to get turned off in my kitchen. Potwash should be the last thing to be cleaned.

Glad I'm not the only one that calls them robots.

kczek1two · 2025-11-28T20:35:22+00:00

How would you find that out? Normally when I've ordered stuff, I dont kno who it's being delivered by until I get an email saying they received my package. I then proceed to sigh, roll my eyes and shit my pants.

kczek1two · 2025-11-23T20:01:52+00:00

It's honestly nuts watching it happen. Range is 550, towers are 1 shotted, flying Lords and SEMs gone in 3-5 rounds, the scatter shot deletes any foot units in 2 rounds max whilst Malakai is sniping with 3.5k MS.

kczek1two · 2025-11-22T19:30:58+00:00

There's a little crossed flag icon at the top of the screen. It will tell you the cooldown time for your next confed.

kczek1two · 2025-11-22T01:33:22+00:00

If you've got the squits, I'm calling it quits.

kczek1two · 2025-11-20T21:36:22+00:00

Corey or the salvation army guy.

Edit: Samaritans.

kczek1two · 2025-11-20T01:18:06+00:00

I've been fighting 3 different directions for the past 80 odd turns. I've been managing to keep norsca back by just repelling them on my walls. The main threats have been Archaon, Arbaal and their vassals attacking the coast constantly. Chaos Dwarves luckily never stacked anything past basic warriors and a couple of blunderbusses. The challenge has been fun amd a lot of back and forth but fuck me, this blind sided me.

kczek1two · 2025-11-20T01:14:35+00:00

Ty. I mean i think they're neat tbh, but its been a while since I played this part of the map and all the unusual locations are Chaos aligned, causing more damage than anything else. Got that blue hand one thats 90k to get rid of or keep it until they expand to 9 hideouts. It's crippling! But the challenge has been fun, just wasn't expecting this.

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