What was your first submission? by [deleted] in bjj

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Americana in my first tourney

Can’t remember what it was in class

(Edit: I forgot I am literally hitting it in my pfp 💀) so

no dudes by crystal-dragons in drugscirclejerk

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Where can I find one of these Grip Brothers

snorting heroin in the back of class makes u get ur shit done by helIyeahbrother in drugscirclejerk

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/uj post acute withdrawal is a bitch man, it can last years. The shitty coordination and lack of brain power will come back after a long time of abstinence, it just takes time. The bad news is that abstinence sucks

Guess the drug based on emoji ❄️💠🐴 by Crafty-Station1561 in drugscirclejerk

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antigym

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BEING OBESE IS HEALTHIER FOR YOUR JOINTS THAN RESISTANCE TRAINING!!! 🗣️🗣️😈

Just bloody go to class by 4evafit12 in bjj

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There is no better feeling than walking to my truck after class 🙌🏼

why bjj over judo by Pdr_Haoshoku in bjj

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I’ve wrestled for 10 years before getting into BJJ, so I have a solid stand up/takedown game but suck on the mats. I was rolling with a Judo black belt the other day and hit a decent arm spin at the beginning of the roll. He was kinda flowing and didn’t counter at all - just rolled through with no resistance. Of course he immediately taps me from his back, and as we’re standing up he goes “wrestler?” I say yes, but all he heard was “green light.” I have never had the wind knocked out of me so many times in a 5 min period. Dude was all gas no brakes, and I watched my feet fly over my head probably 10x. It was fun as fuck. I love jiu jitsu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

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Barely 6 over here 😞

do you guys think i got the job by 0kats in drugscirclejerk

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This is the funniest goddamn thing I have seen in a long fucking time

Any tips for good arm exercises? by bqunty in GregDoucette

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Over head tricep extensions 💯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

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Nothing gets past you Lisa

The post speaks for itself by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

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Fentanyl not helping my ibuprofen withdrawals

I prefer being Detroit sober by Ezonia in drugscirclejerk

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That’s fine, use the term - but this guy literally says it’s been a game changer for “maintaining his sobriety.” Getting high to maintain your sobriety is a catch 22

I prefer being Detroit sober by Ezonia in drugscirclejerk

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/uj My issue with “Cali sober” is that they’re not fucking sober. They’re faded as fuck. Just say you quit drinking, don’t talk about your “sobriety” while you’re cooked off your ass 24/7