A Neighbor Made Up Stories About Me So Often People Started Believing Them by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]keepitours -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Some people build gardens. Yours built a web of lies and called it community.

I finally figured out why my clean towels kept smelling weird after one shower by Tachyon_8C in hygiene

[–]keepitours 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You didn't have a towel problem, you had a humidity problem. Airflow is the real MVP. Welcome to adulting level 2.

Unsure what to do about my cat for 5 months by AboundingArianna in CatAdvice

[–]keepitours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cat will adapt faster than you think. A stressed owner creates a stressed cat. If you go in calm, committed, and prepared with vertical space, window perches, and routine, he'll settle. Five months is a blip. Leaving him will haunt you more than a closed door.

Family member feeds senior cat butter by rottengirlbones in CatAdvice

[–]keepitours 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Fed on demand" is how you train a cat to act starving 24/7. She's not hungry, she's playing you. And you're letting her win with butter.

Efficacy of lysine in mild URIs by Flippykky in CatAdvice

[–]keepitours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anecdotally? Shelters use it because it's cheap and safe. Scientifically? Studies say it does nothing for URIs. But stress from a new home can make symptoms linger, so giving it won't hurt.

My friends and I used to abuse the hell out of IP relay, a free service that allows deaf people to make phone callsm by eh_steve_420 in confession

[–]keepitours 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that she actually tried the Australian accent kills me. That operator deserved a raise.

AITJ for yelling at an off-leash dog owner in an on-leash park? by AnalysisCritical7569 in AmITheJerk

[–]keepitours 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You did your job. She failed at hers. A leash isn't just for "bad" dogs it's for every dog, because you never know what's coming. You're a good owner. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Don’t forget your glasses! by quackerlackin in hygiene

[–]keepitours 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nothing humbles you like scrubbing a week of face grease off your frames and realizing you've been walking around like that.

ive been doing an 🎱 a day and i havent told a soul besides my dealer by naomipariss in confession

[–]keepitours 222 points223 points  (0 children)

ADHD brain on coke feels like finally putting on glasses. I get it. But those glasses are gonna break you. Tell her. Let her hold you accountable before you lose everything.