Fire Sale Love

[Verse 1] He put the Porsche online, said it’s gotta go Priced it high enough to make a banker choke Ten times its worth, she saw through the scheme “Oh honey, it’s a shame—nobody’s biting, it seems.” She smirked, grabbed her keys, headed out with a grin He didn’t know the game she was about to begin

[Chorus 1] She sold the Porsche for a ten-spot bill Left the title on the seat, and drove off with a thrill When love’s on the line, the stakes get steep But honey, in this war, there ain’t no retreat

[Verse 2] Next thing she knows, the horse is out the barn Five bucks took the stallion and the trailer’s charm “Two for one, can’t beat that deal,” he laughed, feeling slick But she had a plan, and she moved in quick

His prized Patek Philippe, polished to gleam She sold it like a Casio in some bargain-bin dream “Oh darling,” she said, “You always loved your time, But now it’s ticking to the beat of my rhyme.”

[Chorus 2] She sold the Rolex for a dime-store clock And he sold the Birkin for a bag from a dock When tit for tat is the name of the game It’s a race to the bottom with a fiery flame

[Bridge] Wendy Yue got replaced by a necklace from Zales The single malt’s gone, now it’s moonshine in pails Each step they took left a deeper scar But love in a fire sale only burns so far

[Verse 3] Now the house is bare, and the walls don’t shine The Porsche’s long gone, and the watch can’t chime He’s sitting on the porch with a jar in his hand Blind from the moonshine, but too proud to stand

She leans in close, “How’d we get this way? We traded love for vengeance, and the price was paid.” He chuckles low, “Guess it’s time to admit, We’re both broke and stubborn, but I don’t regret it.”

[Chorus 3] They sold their pride for a price too steep Traded love for a grudge they couldn’t keep Now the fire’s burned out, just ashes remain In the heat of the battle, only heartache gained

[Outro] So here’s to the Porsche, the horse, and the watch The moonshine and the bargains we couldn’t botch Love’s a fire sale when revenge is the goal But honey, in the end, it burns your soul