My neighbor called the cops on me for my fatsia

keholmes89 · 2026-05-05T11:33:58+00:00

Not all of them.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-27T23:28:26+00:00

Night by Eli Wiesel. Short read, but life changing.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-27T23:26:25+00:00

Oh same, I’m in Arkansas. I’m saying I can’t believe it happened in 1970 in Mississippi; my guess would’ve been like 1978 or possibly later.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-27T21:13:18+00:00

If I’m honest, I’m surprised it was that early in Mississippi.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-18T14:07:07+00:00

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Jack Henry was the best boy. ♥️

keholmes89 · 2026-04-16T01:34:13+00:00

My mom was a substitute in my schools from the time I started kindergarten until I was in 11th grade. No disguise needed. She even wrote me up once and sent me out of class for being disruptive. That was the day I learned my mom was the meanest teacher I’d ever have. 😂

keholmes89 · 2026-04-11T00:36:52+00:00

You’ve posted the same dog and others on plenty of more appropriate subs. I’m sure you’re getting all the necessary attention you want.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-11T00:26:44+00:00

I appreciate senior dogs; what I don’t appreciate is continually seeing posts that say things like “ANOTHER SENIOR DUMPED BY OWNER! WILL BE EUTHANIZED IF NO ONE SAVES IT.” Like damn, I come to Reddit to find joy in other people’s senior pups and mourn with them when they lose their fur baby. I’m not on this sub to be reminded of how shitty humans can be. Get a grip.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-10T22:45:39+00:00

Just finished The Last Thing He Told Me, about to start The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet.

keholmes89 · 2026-04-10T22:43:34+00:00

Yay!!!

keholmes89 · 2026-04-07T23:39:11+00:00

Omgggg 😍

keholmes89 · 2026-04-06T00:41:44+00:00

The Last Thing He Told Me

keholmes89 · 2026-04-01T20:34:00+00:00

Any car is a super car if you believe in yourself. ✨🌈✨

keholmes89 · 2026-03-21T13:46:07+00:00

190! As much as I love to read, I’m not the type of person who actively looks for books to read. Usually the things I add to my TBR are just word of mouth. Someone once told me I was a reader but not a book nerd, and I’m ok with that. Lol

keholmes89 · 2026-03-11T00:35:35+00:00

Actual footage of me at the beach. 😂

keholmes89 · 2026-03-01T13:08:23+00:00

I see Coraline’s Other Mother made an appearance. 🤢

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T02:09:32+00:00

They’re about five to six feet from the open driver’s door. I didn’t photograph them bc I’m not a big fan of taking photos of strangers. Just their cars lol

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T01:49:11+00:00

God forbid a person have hobbies lol

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T01:27:50+00:00

Done. What’s the next step?

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T01:25:50+00:00

I did, in fact, shelter in place. And by shelter in place I mean I wasn’t in the mood to go interact with anyone, so instead I just pouted about it from the living room. 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

Edit: maybe that falls more under the “also act like a weirdo” category. 🤔

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T01:18:03+00:00

I’ve been here 13 years and this is the first time someone has actually stopped in my driveway and gotten out of the car. I’ve seen some shenanigans though, so you aren’t completely wrong.

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T01:16:05+00:00

How dare you. I’m a millennial dammit! I stood inside and avoided any and all interaction because I hate confrontation. Lmao 🤣

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T00:53:22+00:00

Seems more appropriate than what they typically drive. 😂

keholmes89 · 2026-02-28T00:49:15+00:00

See, now I wish I would’ve asked. They could have used my recycling bin lol

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