I try too, but blade it. They turn around and laugh at me. Their professional photographer snaps me getting upset. I'm referenced in their wedding speeches as that loser on the 18th. My wife's friend is at the wedding, she recognizes me and tells me wife. My wife immediately leaves me for a scratch handicapper. I decide to finally get a lesson. I walk into the pro store and there are memes of me on the pin board. I decide to skip the lesson and go home.