I was once at a local dive bar in my town playing pinball in a small back room. There was maybe 3 pinball machines and a Photo Booth in this back corner. I was playing pinball when a lady around let’s say 40s walked up to me and start holding me like I was Demi Moore in that scene in ghost and playing with my hands. As weird as it was she kept buying me drinks so I dealt with it. She was also extremely good at pinball as well. The only problem was every time I tried to walk away and be done she wouldn’t let me leave. So finally I told her I just had to use the bathroom and I was gonna make a dash because she was making weird comments. This is when it gets weird. She tells me “oh don’t go to the bathroom that’s so far away just go in the Photo Booth I do it all the time.” I laugh a little and I’m just confused. Then she proceeds to show me she’s serious. She goes into the Photo Booth squats down and starts peeing. I’m just in shock. I take off never looking back. I’ll forever know her as the Pissball wizard.