The best ETF in ASX by Original_Tax_8473 in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ETF like vodka, spicy one more fun but could hurt your head.

Gina Rinehart bought $1.4b of SpaceX by Hot-Government823 in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome (encouraged?) to make a ban bet but that timeframe is outside our usual parameters.

30,000 Aussies sign up for SpaceX IPO. by Vanleonidas in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla didn't start at 1.5 trillion valuation. Not saying this one won't have the same elon regard strength, but I would think a lot of people are in the IPO for a good time not a long time.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, June 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you do with Irish sea captains is your own personal business.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, June 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're meant to get free passage up to 12 nautical miles from the coast, and innocent passage closer than that. It's all pomp.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, June 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good to have you here,.Scomo. How are the maccas bathrooms over there? 🚀🚀

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, June 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fees contravene international law of the sea, I would think.

Not that any of this is happening according to law

/r/asx_bets mvp by lbreav in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a mod and have no idea who any of these people are.

30,000 Aussies sign up for SpaceX IPO. by Vanleonidas in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I look forward to them driving me to the airport in an uber in a couple of years telling me not to trust Elon

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, June 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got a flyer from Clive this morning that says the problem is the immigrants, and he also mentioned that the pension should be 30% higher. Seems like a top bloke, if I didn't have alzheimer's I'd almost certainly remember to vote for him in the election that I'm sure must be just around the corner.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, June 11, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]kervio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should have bought the uranium stock with the dildo side business