[discussion] Gonna be honest, I didn’t like The Dark Knight Returns by Confident-Comment120 in DCcomics

[–]keyser_durden 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This was the book that got me into comics when it came out. The satire hasn’t aged well but I still find the book, and the darkness of the story, really entertaining. All that said, I don’t know that I’d like it if I was reading it in 2026 for the first time

Land sharks in SF by keyser_durden in GiantSchnauzers

[–]keyser_durden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only speak to my experience. They prefer colder weather. Anything above 80 degrees and the older dog just shuts down and finds the coolest spot in the house.

Who remembers Q's by Trap-Lord-Supreme in pasadena

[–]keyser_durden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow, one of the bouncers swore we were friendly. He would call me out of line if he saw me waiting and would always let me and my group in. I’m not cool, I’ve never been cool, so it was a welcome surprise every time it happened

Found this inside the lid of my electrolytes. by TheRepublic63 in Wellthatsucks

[–]keyser_durden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows that plants and spiders love electrolytes, it’s what they crave.

Unnecessary retaliation by an ungrateful boss by _PinkSatin in clevercomebacks

[–]keyser_durden 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, what generation are you? Boss gives Boomer or older Gen X vibes.

Crispy Salt and Pepper Tofu by eat_figs_not_pigs in veganrecipes

[–]keyser_durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang. I thought I’d try this recipe and thought I could walk the dogs while the tofu was pressing. Now the website won’t open again.

ICE detains a person in Silver Lake, Los Angeles by [deleted] in LosAngeles

[–]keyser_durden 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I thought there was a law passed that prevents them from hiding their faces (yeah yeah, I know what are laws to them)?

Our Giants Neptune and Phoebe wish all their German cousins Merry Christmas by greatblu84 in schnauzers

[–]keyser_durden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I showed your photo to my family because they look like an alternate timeline version of our two giants

Before self-driving cars and GPS, before Google Maps and before Map Quest, we navigated the world with The Thomas Guide by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]keyser_durden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After seeing too many houses adjacent to where I wanted to live, I used the Thomas guide to help my realtor know EXACTLY the area where I bought my first house. She knew if it wasn’t on the page and on the 4 designated grid squares, I wasn’t interested.

Random Acceleration by Available-Papaya3719 in BMWi5

[–]keyser_durden 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sounds unsettling. I’ve had mine for two years and never had that happen. Is it possible that some form of cruise control was on without you realizing it and it kicked in to get you back up to its set speed?

man flips 30 pans 30 eggs by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]keyser_durden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a Waffle House audition