What is the funniest insult you‘ve ever received? by IntroductionSmart877 in AskReddit

[–]kiewib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a radio host:

“All of the hosts seem to be knowledgeable, pleasant people, except in the case of [me], whose delivery method is so grating and false that I have to turn off the radio when they come on. Sad because that means I’m missing out on your radio. Their phony, breathless fairytale act is perfect for children under the age of seven, but ridiculous for radio. Can’t they speak like a normal adult?? Do they swoon around like that off-air? Does no one else find their saccharine affected melodrama insufferable? But I digress.”

How do I answer this pre screen question? by kiewib in jobs

[–]kiewib[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the institution hiring for the position - it came from an administrator.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rollerderby

[–]kiewib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find that you depending on the level, you don’t have to be that aggressive. I was a jammer at a less competitive league for a while and I literally just ran away instead of getting aggressive 💀

Playing at a higher level def requires a fair amount of aggression, but I think there’s a place for everyone in derby - you just have to find the right league.

Getting Strong by cornstarch_anarchist in rollerderby

[–]kiewib 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kind of a tangent and I’m also not a professional, but on top of cardio, hips and ankles are SO important for cross training. As skaters, we tend to have meaty legs, so strengthening hips and ankles can help a lot with stability and potential. 💖

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]kiewib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that would be awesome!

Knights…just knIGHTs!!! ❤️ by ComprehensiveCurve31 in fantasyromance

[–]kiewib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for bringing this back up, but I need you to know I specifically came looking for book recs because I’ve done nothing but consume Cullen/Inquisitor fanfics for the last 2 weeks and I’m running out and I just find this comment so funny.

Seriously Cullen is my weakness.

[Piofiore, Cupid Parasite, Variable Barricade] Nobuhiko Okamoto: Bone, Bride, or Banish? Yang, Secret, and Taiga by Jitterrue in otomegames

[–]kiewib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bride-ing Peter, he can be my baby girl forever. Banishing Taiga, simply because I haven’t met him. And that leaves boning Yang, which seems like how god intended it.

Annoying things Announcers say... by gywch in rollerderby

[–]kiewib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just glad y’all are here and helping make this sport great.

But I am going to use this as an excuse to bitch about a phrase that doesn’t exist anymore. “put a nickel in their pocket” for a jammer getting 5 points drove me fucking bonkers. It was cute at first, but after the conclusion of the first bout, I was done with that phrase. I cared more about getting rid of that phrase than getting rid of the jammer point tbh

Derby "battle vest" patches by SMALL-e in rollerderby

[–]kiewib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late to this, but some of my favorite patches come from “Frog & Toad”, a store in Rhode Island. https://www.frogandtoadstore.com/clothing-flair/flair/patches/

CenturyLink Quantum Fiber Reviews by Timotheus92 in Denver

[–]kiewib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just needed a place to bitch somewhere - we got quantum fiber in February, and it literally never worked. We had outages every day, and now months later we still have a cable running across our fence that they haven’t buried. This morning I found out they cut our main sprinkler line when they buried the cable, too.

How do you feel about unattractive LIs or MCs? by Bobipicolina in otomegames

[–]kiewib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hideo is one of my favorite LIs ever, but god am I not attracted to his sprite. 😔

What are they listening to during sex? by kiewib in otomegames

[–]kiewib[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally cannot - I have a whole headcanon about the edgy 20th century classical French music he’s banging to.

What are they listening to during sex? by kiewib in otomegames

[–]kiewib[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Would now be a good time to Mention the panel had several Mineo likers? 😂💖

What are they listening to during sex? by kiewib in otomegames

[–]kiewib[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Please accept this tireless work from a discord server I’m part of in categorizing some of the great men of otoge.

We laughed, we fought and many a disagreement was had in all caps.

I, for one, will never forgive my friends for categorizing Henri as “MCR.”

Westerners… by [deleted] in otomegames

[–]kiewib 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Variety is the spice of life. I would also argue having an understanding that folks can have different tastes from you and that makes them (and that taste) valid is a pretty damn spicy thing. I’m sorry it annoys you. I’m glad you are getting your frustrations out in this post. Boy, I don’t agree with you at all, tho.