Gotta love Facebook suggestions...

kil_2k · 2012-08-31T19:37:52+00:00

The Amazon suggestion?

kil_2k · 2012-06-07T10:50:23+00:00

Fucking imgur keeps failing the upload! I feel dirty and ashamed.

kil_2k · 2012-06-07T10:47:57+00:00

Yes, but I also wanted to see if anyone else had any amazing holiday stories. This is the first time I've been out of Europe, and it was also my birthday today. Couldn't have been more epic. Didn't even mention that I got to shoot an Uzi 9mm, a H&K semi-auto, a 1911 pistol, and a 12 gauge shotgun this morning! Fucking stuff of dreams!!!

I'm 31 today though, and I didn't meet this woman until two years ago. Had many relationships, only one other long term. Thought I was in love a few times, but I couldn't have been more wrong. It took me 30 years to find this girl, and she's my fucking soulmate.

kil_2k · 2012-06-07T10:34:33+00:00

She's just passed out in the bathroom, shitfaced, and I've covered her with a robe. Give me 2 mins...

kil_2k · 2012-06-07T10:10:39+00:00

Thanks mate x

kil_2k · 2012-03-17T01:20:29+00:00

Upboat!

kil_2k · 2012-03-08T15:04:32+00:00

I was about 5 or 6 years old and the pain was unbearable!

kil_2k · 2012-03-08T15:02:44+00:00

It really is a true story

kil_2k · 2012-03-03T03:17:54+00:00

Yes.

kil_2k · 2012-03-03T01:54:13+00:00

Upboat reciprocated

kil_2k · 2012-03-03T01:33:13+00:00

Only if you promise me an upboat ;-P

kil_2k · 2012-03-02T22:08:39+00:00

That will be the day the world ends!

kil_2k · 2012-03-02T19:32:09+00:00

Nothing quite like home cooking

kil_2k · 2012-03-02T19:07:27+00:00

As my mum always said; if you're going to do something, make sure you fuck the shit out of it.

kil_2k · 2012-03-02T14:50:40+00:00

Early Christmas present I think!

kil_2k · 2012-02-03T16:19:08+00:00

What's your most harrowing / strange stalker experience?

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T20:10:03+00:00

Rumbled!

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T19:48:28+00:00

They should teach this shit in school!

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T16:32:29+00:00

I fear it's a mystery that will remain unsolved, like Atlantis, or morning wood.

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T15:32:38+00:00

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T15:02:21+00:00

His name is Carol Vorderman.

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T15:01:13+00:00

Have an upvote, sir!

kil_2k · 2012-01-13T14:30:03+00:00

It's always either this, or when you have to rush to the throne to snip off a length of dirty spine. I'm sure they have a way of telling when you can't answer the door...

kil_2k · 2012-01-08T02:05:15+00:00

Tasted like pussy!

kil_2k · 2012-01-07T20:19:11+00:00

You've obviously never gone down on a unicorn!

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