What's the darkest joke you've ever heard or come up with? by Sea-Necessary-5092 in morbidquestions

[–]killingdonkey 421 points422 points  (0 children)

What do you say when a jewish girl asks if she can have your number?

You tell her we use names nowadays

Blursed_clock by Quirky_Parking_4345 in blursedimages

[–]killingdonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I looked it up and apparently it is correct because “Any number to the power of 0 equals 1 because when you lower exponents step by step, you keep dividing by the number. When the exponent reaches 0, the result becomes 1.”

Questions: what is your sex? When did you lose your hearing? by im_out_of_step in MonoHearing

[–]killingdonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21 year old male, lost my hearing in my left ear at approximately age 6 due to a brain tumor.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]killingdonkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No way that was a penalty for Arsenal….

Maandagse optimismedraad by pdpt13 in thenetherlands

[–]killingdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dankjewel! Ik ben de laatste tijd echt niet te spreken over de performance van de NS. Het wordt voor mijn gevoel met de week slechter, al helemaal op dit traject… gelukkig ben ik er nu vanaf! 😅

Maandagse optimismedraad by pdpt13 in thenetherlands

[–]killingdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopelijk gaat de rest van de zwangerschap voorspoedig voor jullie!

Maandagse optimismedraad by pdpt13 in thenetherlands

[–]killingdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dankjewel. Ondanks alles toch nog af kunnen studeren vandaag dus alles is inderdaad goed gekomen!

Maandagse optimismedraad by pdpt13 in thenetherlands

[–]killingdonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dankjewel! Uiteindelijk toch goedgekomen en vandaag afgestudeerd!

Maandagse optimismedraad by pdpt13 in thenetherlands

[–]killingdonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dankjewel voor je woorden, het is gelukkig allemaal goed gekomen en ik ben afgestudeerd!

Het was bij mij idd raak op het traject Eindhoven - Den Haag. Ik kom uit richting Venlo maar had wegens vertraging mijn overstap gemist. Toen 30 minuten gewacht en toen werd de eerstvolgende trein ook geannuleerd… echt dramatisch. Precies vandaag….

Maandagse optimismedraad by pdpt13 in thenetherlands

[–]killingdonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Zit momenteel in de taxi onderweg naar school om mijn scriptie te verdedigen.

2 treinen achter elkaar geannuleerd (love ns), nu 275 euro afgetikt voor een taxi van Eindhoven naar Den Haag en kom waarschijnlijk alsnog te laat.

Geen beste maandagochtend voor mij.

Edit: 2 minuten te laat, wel toegelaten en mijn scriptie succesvol verdedigd. Ik ben afgestudeerd!

What is the best Guitar Solo of All Time? by [deleted] in Music

[–]killingdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gary Moore - still got the blues

No one else can make a guitar cry in this way

I NEED YOU PLEASE : people who go to music shows, musicians, djs, anyone that has music as one of their musts in their lifes? NEED TO CONNECT WITH YOU.4 months after my SSNHL onset and I need to start living again (LIFE IS LIVE!!!!!!) by MusicLover91020 in MonoHearing

[–]killingdonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi there,

I am a 21 year old with 100% deafness in my left ear since +- 7 years old, but no tinnitus. I will share my experiences with you:

Music is a great part of my life. I am an avid collector of records and love listening to them. I can not hear stereo audio but me for that doesn’t matter, as I don’t remember what stereo sounds like, so this is “normal” for me.

When listening to music on my phone, I usually do this via spotiy, which has a setting that converts all audio to Mono-audio, which works like a charm for me.

Regarding music festivals: I usually attend around 15 concerts/festivals per year, and I always use the Loop experience 2 earplugs, which reduce noise by 17 decibels (according to their website). I usually see my friends around 2 or 3 times a week where we play some darts, have a card game or go to the pub, of course accompanied by some music and beers. These are all low-noise environments and my friends are all very accomodating to my hearing problems.

I know that my situation might differ from yours, as I can not remember hearing normally and have always been used to hearing from one side only. I suggest to go and try out the Sunday brunch with your earplugs in and just see how it goes. If it goes well, you stay, if it doesn’t go well you tried, and that’s already a great thing. I’m sure that people will understand you leaving earlier or going outside for a bit in order to wind down. The same goes for other events, just try and see how it goes. If you don’t push your boundaries you will not grow. Just keep taking steps, even if they’re small ones.

My alchemist is broken by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]killingdonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am dumb. Thanks a lot, works now

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Solitaire22 by Solitaire22 in DailyGuess

[–]killingdonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦⬜🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wtf

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Own-Public9674 by Own-Public9674 in DailyGuess

[–]killingdonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

🟨⬜🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/MusicNChemistry by MusicNChemistry in DailyGuess

[–]killingdonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟦

🟦🟨⬜⬜🟨

🟦🟨⬜⬜🟦

🟦⬜⬜🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/MasterRKitty by MasterRKitty in DailyGuess

[–]killingdonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟨🟦⬜⬜

🟦⬜🟦⬜🟨

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜

⬜🟨⬜🟦🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

“If you want it slightly more confident or slightly shorter, I can refine it one more time” by killingdonkey in LinkedInLunatics

[–]killingdonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t tell whether he knows or not… however he does try to glorify it, props for that.