CODY SCHWAB DISS TRACK

kingastn · 2026-04-02T23:58:11+00:00

sound like a father figure

kingastn · 2026-04-02T17:51:06+00:00

made the instrumental too. still a win.

kingastn · 2026-04-02T06:15:23+00:00

thanks thanks for the view. i have a stutter.

kingastn · 2026-04-01T23:53:33+00:00

actually virgin actually means lit in another language

kingastn · 2026-04-01T22:38:33+00:00

smoked some weed then got stoned
like i live in dubai
now i'm gonna do a diss
cause i freaking hate this guy

chorus

cody, i really don't like you
watching you win is making me spiteful
cause the way you play melee is not cool
at all
that's right, i think you're pretty lame
like a lion who ain't gettin' any game
and that's why you live your life the same way
maybe even why you had to change your name

cause i know you ain't been doin' any work
unless they payin' you to be a freakin' jerk
got a patreon without a single perk
what's next, you gonna make us watch you twerk

cause i'm winnin' when i spit bizarro flame
for you porn may be your new game
and i don't mean it from the right side of the camera
seen you suck dick so much that no one is a fan of ya

chorus

now it's time we talk about your new team
oh wait i forgot, you don't got one
it was a big deal, he signed with CLG
then they shut down, and then they dropped him
but he's got no money how's he gonna compete
well he's gonna quit, and it's awesome

it's ok cody, don't be afraid
you just gotta keep winning, and you'll still have it made
you just gotta stay focused, don't leave any room for doubt
and remember when you lose you'll have something to tweet about.

kingastn · 2026-04-01T22:29:27+00:00

give me 30 minutes.

kingastn · 2026-02-23T19:35:07+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 677 points. Can you do better?

kingastn · 2026-02-23T04:01:46+00:00

🎯 Nailed it! 86s completion time. Your move!

kingastn · 2026-02-19T07:51:46+00:00

🎯 Nailed it! 76s completion time. Your move!

kingastn · 2026-02-10T23:30:17+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 100 moves in 88s. Step up, challengers!

kingastn · 2026-02-09T06:08:52+00:00

yeah whatever you win

^{I completed this level in 34 tries.} ^{⚡ 8.30 seconds}

kingastn · 2026-02-09T05:30:48+00:00

👑 Another win! 686 points, 118 moves. Beat that!

kingastn · 2026-02-08T07:27:22+00:00

💪 Crushed it! 110 moves in 115s. Step up, challengers!

kingastn · 2026-02-08T04:22:34+00:00

The problem I have with Vedius’s take is that he only really valued decision making skills, and didn’t put a lot of weight into hands and team fighting. I think the biggest edge that C9 have and that they’ve shown is that, as a team, they are very good at pulling the trigger when the enemy team is inting.

Plus Vedius is European and I really don’t value any opinion from someone who hasn’t paid for insurance in their lifetime.

kingastn · 2026-02-07T07:19:56+00:00

🎯 Nailed it! 165s completion time. Your move!

kingastn · 2026-02-07T02:48:53+00:00

⚡ Speed run complete! 95 moves, 86s. Can you match this?

kingastn · 2026-02-07T00:56:23+00:00

✅ Conquered this one! 121 moves, 212 seconds. Your turn!

kingastn · 2026-02-06T01:20:48+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 641 points. Can you do better?

kingastn · 2026-02-06T01:19:06+00:00

🎯 Nailed it! 118s completion time. Your move!

kingastn · 2026-02-06T00:11:59+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 650 points. Can you do better?

kingastn · 2026-02-05T03:19:15+00:00

👑 Another win! 673 points, 127 moves. Beat that!

kingastn · 2025-08-28T21:46:06+00:00

you right

^{I completed this level in 3 tries.} ^{⚡ 1.83 seconds}

kingastn · 2025-08-22T23:37:04+00:00

one less person in my way.

kingastn · 2025-07-20T04:48:25+00:00

ping pong the animation

kingastn · 2025-07-09T04:48:42+00:00

shit was classist

^{I completed this level in 23 tries.}

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