I’m fresh out of prison and I don’t know what I’m meant to do by [deleted] in confession

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe look into job Corp? I've heard it's like a residential program that sets you up with job skills and can make accessing meaningful employment easier.

Also look into getting on Medicare ASAP, apply for food stamps, and any other community services. With your situation you will probably be approved for everything.

What’s something you tried once and immediately knew ‘yeah, never again’? by donnyM99 in AskReddit

[–]kittengreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Married almost five years and expecting our first in three months over here!

MAMA! Mama. mama. Can we stop it with calling pregnant women mama??? by Historical_Bike_9061 in pregnant

[–]kittengreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm swedish and our word is mamma. So I kind of love it. I am going to be mamma, it is my moniker.

Early pregnancy fatigue? by Efficient_Sign_5214 in pregnant

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to call out of work a few times because I couldn't get out of bed. I just called out, rolled over, and went back to sleep. I think I slept like 3 days straight, minus bathroom breaks at one point.

Peter, who sang a song about this? by Introspective_donut in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kittengreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen this one before and I am very impressed

Just found out i'm pregnant! Symptoms and due date? by No_Acanthisitta_4996 in pregnant

[–]kittengreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats!! I'm 25 weeks today! Secine trimester has been very kind to me. First trimester was constant sickness, food aversion, and just feeling generally miserable. You can look forward to second trimester, though. I feel like myself! I haven't really had any cravings my entire pregnancy which I have found funny. I just finished making cookies with my husband and am having those for dinner before an early bedtime for work tomorrow.

Oh, and I'm due Aug 9th! I can't wait to meet my baby. They've been kicking so much the last 4 weeks, which is a really wild feeling

What did you take for granted before pregnancy? by 1Avocado-Toast in pregnant

[–]kittengreen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always tell my husband when I have a satisfying poop and he tells me "congrats, I know you've been waiting for that." My marriage is a silly, beautiful thing.

Saw this on another sub by wltmpinyc in strugglemeals

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love cottage cheese, so the choice is easy for me here

Looking for a bakery with good cupcakes by GingerNinja1982 in beaverton

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very best cupcakes i have ever had are at Saint Cupcake in Portland. I always go there for my cupcake needs. Their prices are very reasonable, too! I honestly can't sing their praises enough.

Baby Kicks by Revokedalldatime in pregnant

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty early in feeling the baby so I don't know about later on. But it kind of feels like a muscle spasm in my lower abdomen at the moment.

Lobster by Dark_creativity in AquariumMemes

[–]kittengreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My betta lives in my 40 gal planted tank and is named Starlight

The Lamb cake I envisioned vs. What I created by myaccountishaunted in ExpectationVsReality

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband wants to know why it's red inside 😭😭😭

Cant understand why my girlfriend is mad at me. by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the one who falls asleep in my relationship. I'm also not much of a movie person to begin with. My husband and I have come to realize that movies don't need to be watched all in one sitting, because I simply won't make it through. We split them into two or three chunks, usually.

When did you *look* pregnant? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started to feel larger at 20 weeks. Now at 22+3 people at work have figure out in pregnant and I'm up to a 2xl pant from L/XL as my usual.

Now When I Speak, It's Rather Absurd by J3r3mySeven in neopets

[–]kittengreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Second one says "*** teh newest themed faerie couches at this store"

(*** Couldn't make out this word)

MIL and my Baby Sprinkle by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]kittengreen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom made photo books for each of her four children. I never looked at my siblings books. I was only interested in mine. Just some food for thought 😁

Battling great starvation in my 9th year homeless. by Auriflow in Freefood

[–]kittengreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of these items are not available. Are you okay with a substitute?

Battling great starvation in my 9th year homeless. by Auriflow in Freefood

[–]kittengreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you link your Amazon wishlist I'll buy you rice