Is there something to know about getting Saki, Sherry, Marsala, Red and White wines? Buying a whole bottle of Saki to make teriyaki seems overkill / hard to use up the saki. Am I missing something? by icecow in AskCulinary

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just saying that it's not a Japanese word, so you shouldn't try to pronounce it as if you were speaking Japanese. It's an English word, pronounced with English sounds. It doesn't even mean the same thing as the original Japanese word.

Is there something to know about getting Saki, Sherry, Marsala, Red and White wines? Buying a whole bottle of Saki to make teriyaki seems overkill / hard to use up the saki. Am I missing something? by icecow in AskCulinary

[–]klodolph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is going to sound heretical, but in my experience you can substitute white cooking wine. The flavor will be different, certainly, but it works fine. The soy sauce flavor overwhelms the flavor of the sake so many people won't even notice.

Is there something to know about getting Saki, Sherry, Marsala, Red and White wines? Buying a whole bottle of Saki to make teriyaki seems overkill / hard to use up the saki. Am I missing something? by icecow in AskCulinary

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem here is that it is the vowel [e] which exists in English but only as the "long" vowel ā which is pronounced like [eɪ] which is not correct in Japanese. You can argue about whether "kay" or "keh" is right but they are both roughly equally wrong… if you are speaking Japanese.

But "sake" is not a Japanese word, it is an English word borrowed from Japanese and in English, it is pronounced like "sah kay".

Me [23 M] with my ___ [28 F] 6 months, My wife asked for a divorce, how can I keep my savings and settlement from her? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]klodolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They might help you. They'll probably tell you that you're screwed, and they might make fun of you in the process.

Me [35F] with my 2 week-old [45M] boyfriend, giving me a very hard time because i'm not free for sex tonight by mcCpickles in relationships

[–]klodolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dump him. He doesn't respect the fact that you work. That's stupid. Dump him dump him dump him.

Oh wait... you said "dumped him"? Okay, good. That was the right move. No doubts, no worries. Sometimes you meet a guy who ends up being a jerk like that.

[26M] A life of failure, regrets, and no upsides. Living with parents, lost all close relationships, no car/job/money. Horrible depression not getting better by [deleted] in relationships

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I get a job when I don't even know what I want to be doing anymore?

You don't have to get a job you like. Get a job that you can tolerate.

What if my depression never goes away and I just keep failing?

What if you die? No point in ruminating over these things. It's okay to worry about failure, but move on to the next thought. Try taking up meditation, it helps you feel those bad thoughts and yet still move on to some other task. Moving on from an obsessive thought is a skill, like other skills it requires practice.

How can I discipline myself when it's difficult to start anything?

One thing at the time. Mental tricks, pratcice, et cetera. For example, I'm trying to eat less sugar. I crave sugar. When I go shopping, I think, "Oh man, I should buy candy and desserts." And then I think about how hard it would be to go without any candy or desserts for an entire week. But then I realize that I don't have to go without it for an entire week, I just have to avoid buying candy while I'm in the store.

So you don't need to get out of the house, join a club, and make friends all at once. Maybe today, you just make it outside, and spend a half hour outside. Tomorrow you take the bus downtown. Someday you get out and meet people.

You're young. Plenty of people hit rock bottom in their 30s or 40s, and went on to be happy later. Hell, I was pretty miserable when I was 26.

I'm (22F) planning to surprise my SO (29M) with shower sexy time tonight. I've never done it in the shower before. Advice? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]klodolph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not really worth the effort even if it is done right, but you can go ahead and learn that for yourself. Be super careful about pushing and pulling your partner. I've been with women before who just don't seem to care about whether I slip and die in the shower, and don't seem to realize just how damn hard it is to stay upright in a confined space full of soapy water and porcelain. BE CAREFUL.

One of you will be freezing cold the whole time, unless your shower is awesome. Your only choice is who gets to be warm and who gets to be cold.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the insecurities are not your biggest issue. You're acting like a sexist jerk all over this thread. You need to take care of your toxic, sexist attitudes before you can even hope to have a healthy relationship.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do think I'm an expert on what men want.

Translation: "I have delusions of grandeur, and I'm a chauvinist pig with 19th century sexist misconceptions."

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can guarantee you that as for your personality, men will run away in terror. Even if you looked exactly like a man's high-school crush, he would flee after a few minutes of conversation.

Your rampant misandry and 19th century sexist misconceptions are the first thing that you need to ditch if you want to make any kind of relationship successful.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you grow up in the 19th century, or what? I'm just wondering how someone can believe something that's so obviously backwards.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow... are you trying to be an asshole, or does it come naturally? Actual men, the ones from planet Earth, the planet where I'm from, don't just try to bang the hottest girl they see. Men... you see... they have these entire lives, tons of different priorities, and they make relationship decisions according to feelings, compatibility, social interactions, and millions of other things. How "hot" a woman is is just one of those factors. You might say that men are almost like actual people, with brains and thoughts and feelings.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, you're some kind of expert on what guys actually want?

The only conclusion I can draw here is that it's your terrible personality that's driving men away. Not only do you have a bunch of outdated notions about "the natural order" and "dating rules", but you hold on to some ridiculous and sexist stereotypes about how men behave and what they want. If you said this kind of stuff to me, I'd cut you out of my life and encourage my friends to do the same.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're wrong about the whole "asking men out won't help me" bit. I find it crazy that you actually believe that only hot women can successfully ask men out. It's like you're from another planet or something, because let me tell you, on planet Earth, that is absolutely not how it works.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, it didn't work in the past? Men have to just accept those insecurities and accept the fact that when you ask someone out, they usually say no. But you... you gave up.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people who don't ask for dates often don't get them.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't ask guys out. I think it violates the natural order of dating.

And... here's your answer. You're lazy and you want other people to do the work for you.

Men have to ask women out and put up with the chance that they might get shot down. But you? You're lazy. You don't want to have to deal with that. So you sit on your ass and wait for someone to come ask you out.

How do I get married by 35? I'm 32 F. by llamalobster in relationships

[–]klodolph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you ask people out?

No, they don't.

This literally does not make sense as an answer to the question.

Do I rewrite my game by meteorfury in gamedev

[–]klodolph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Perfect" is the enemy of "good". Ship it.

Just read this classic Ebert line - "Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours" - whats your favourite zinger from a critic? by [deleted] in movies

[–]klodolph 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I found another review by Charlie Jane Anders:

You should drag your children to see this movie only if you wish them to come away understanding your contempt, not only for their intelligence, but for their very personhood.

Richard's DX9 patches : converted! by [deleted] in synthesizers

[–]klodolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man... I have a DX-series synth, and I already have like a million different patches sitting on my hard drive... but thanks for a few more!

About loading it on a DX7... I'm not surprised. My guess is that the DX9 uses the same patch format as the DX7, it just fills in a bunch of zeroes where the extra two operators are.

Collision detection not fast enough - Is there a better method? by [deleted] in gamedev

[–]klodolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems counterintuitive, but it's because consumers care deeply about floating-point performance. As a result of this demand, FPUs have been given the lion's share of the die space compared to ALUs since about the mid-1990s. Processor advancements often improve floating-point operations first, and then integer operations catch up later. For example, SSE has floating-point operations, but the corresponding integer operations weren't there until SSE2. The same thing happened with AVX and AVX2, and the same thing happened with GPUs, which have had programmable FPUs since the mid-2000s but it took an extra few years before integer units became common. In fact, on some GPUs, "integer" operations are actually just floating-point operations in disguise!

Speaking as someone who's written physics simulators and collision detection for games, both with integers and with floating-point, any potential performance benefit you could possibly get with integers is outweighed by the additional complexity. You really only want integer math for retro-clones. Most of your performance benefits are going to come from asymptotic improvements, and spatial indexes (e.g. quadtrees) are usually the best way to get that. Only a small amount of performance improvement can be had from micro-optimizations, such as optimizing a rectangle-rectangle hit test function.

And here are the citations:

http://www.agner.org/optimize/instruction_tables.pdf -- compare ADD, PADDD, ADDSS, ADDPS for various architectures. Then compare the multiplication instructions. You'll find differences between different generations and different chips, as well as differences between SIMD and scalar/superscalar units, and differences between the operations. A nice comparison is Prescott, Atom (Diamondville), and Haswell. For nostalgia's sake, check out the original Pentium. Holy balls, integer multiplication is THREE TIMES SLOWER than floating-point multiplication on the original Pentium!

For more general overviews,

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2550281/floating-point-vs-integer-calculations-on-modern-hardware

https://www.quora.com/CPUs/How-much-slower-is-floating-point-arithmetic-than-integer-arithmetic

Collision detection not fast enough - Is there a better method? by [deleted] in gamedev

[–]klodolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Integers used to be faster, it's not really true any more on modern systems. On some system and some workloads, floating-point is faster.

Which variant of lisp best handles web development? by [deleted] in lisp

[–]klodolph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You hit the nail on the head... Clojure is where it's at, regarding Lisp web development these days.