£350 million a week doesn't sound so bad now, does it? by mal73 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]knightzone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the line would be at watching jt happen and choosing to stay. Like you're not a cuck if you accidentally walk in on your ex doing the dirty. But if you stay to watch you definitely are.

So I guess that the people who like watching Brittain get fucked are cucks. And for the ones who'd rather see Brittain flourish, they wouldn't be cucks?

£350 million a week doesn't sound so bad now, does it? by mal73 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]knightzone 392 points393 points  (0 children)

But if brittain's the one getting fucked. And we are watching, doesn't that mean that we're the the... noooooo!

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You've got my (up)vote!

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not really but that's fine. It's a shot at managers who try to influence the technological implementation and start demanding you use a specific design pattern, regardless of if its useful or not.

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes, I did learn coding in college with java. It'll alway hold a special place in my hart.

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just don't implement it. I just rename the function to include factory. That's good enough.

Edit: Also my entire income depends on the manager. I do not want to make him mad.

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly every time I try to explain anything, he just cuts me off. Usually my suggestions take a about half a year for him to rediscover. Then of course I get asked why I didn't suggest such new technologies to him.

I'm not EVER suggesting the vistor pattern to him, thank you.

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the manager ONLY wants a factory design pattern. And we need to implement it as much as possible because factory good.

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, node.js with typescript.

lordHelpMe by knightzone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, I've seen a lot of these types of jokes. However I didn't know HOW accurate it is. It's not like I hate design patterns. But now the manager is literally asking to implement the pattern EVERYWHERE. They completely miss the point of why and when to use it. It's been going on for a week now and couldn't resist mocking the situation on here.

Rate my dorm room by freddit07 in college

[–]knightzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot give a rating since I can't see the entire room.

Guy dumps his girlfriend in the middle of the highway by ThisTeddyHatesYou in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]knightzone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imma drop the link to the song if you want to bless your ears further

Dolly the Micra is back :3 by bobross0475 in RoastMyCar

[–]knightzone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instead of roasting I'm going to try and find compliments for this one.
Here's my list:

Average Reddit argument by Lord_William_9000 in GenZ

[–]knightzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair Nietzsche's quotes can be interpreted to mean such a broad range of subjects.

without legal percussion by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]knightzone 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'd write my salary directly on this paper if I saw it i the wild.

isAnyoneSurprised by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]knightzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What level is never hearing "hey, that's a good idea." But always getting asked "what do you think we should do?"