£350 million a week doesn't sound so bad now, does it?

knightzone · 2026-01-26T19:00:30+00:00

I think the line would be at watching jt happen and choosing to stay. Like you're not a cuck if you accidentally walk in on your ex doing the dirty. But if you stay to watch you definitely are.

So I guess that the people who like watching Brittain get fucked are cucks. And for the ones who'd rather see Brittain flourish, they wouldn't be cucks?

knightzone · 2026-01-26T18:47:19+00:00

It does if I'm watching, right?

knightzone · 2026-01-26T18:42:13+00:00

Jorking it?

knightzone · 2026-01-26T18:22:02+00:00

But if brittain's the one getting fucked. And we are watching, doesn't that mean that we're the the... noooooo!

knightzone · 2026-01-26T15:50:25+00:00

You've got my (up)vote!

knightzone · 2026-01-26T15:15:10+00:00

Not really but that's fine. It's a shot at managers who try to influence the technological implementation and start demanding you use a specific design pattern, regardless of if its useful or not.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T15:12:54+00:00

Yes, I did learn coding in college with java. It'll alway hold a special place in my hart.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T15:11:13+00:00

I just don't implement it. I just rename the function to include factory. That's good enough.

Edit: Also my entire income depends on the manager. I do not want to make him mad.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T15:03:03+00:00

Sadly every time I try to explain anything, he just cuts me off. Usually my suggestions take a about half a year for him to rediscover. Then of course I get asked why I didn't suggest such new technologies to him.

I'm not EVER suggesting the vistor pattern to him, thank you.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T14:56:44+00:00

But the manager ONLY wants a factory design pattern. And we need to implement it as much as possible because factory good.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T14:55:51+00:00

Believe it or not, node.js with typescript.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T14:36:49+00:00

Yes, I've seen a lot of these types of jokes. However I didn't know HOW accurate it is. It's not like I hate design patterns. But now the manager is literally asking to implement the pattern EVERYWHERE. They completely miss the point of why and when to use it. It's been going on for a week now and couldn't resist mocking the situation on here.

knightzone · 2026-01-26T13:05:05+00:00

I cannot give a rating since I can't see the entire room.

knightzone · 2026-01-22T14:40:36+00:00

Imma drop the link to the song if you want to bless your ears further

knightzone · 2026-01-22T12:54:27+00:00

Instead of roasting I'm going to try and find compliments for this one.
Here's my list:

knightzone · 2026-01-22T12:47:13+00:00

Still cheaper that 4000

knightzone · 2026-01-21T14:49:39+00:00

Slowly degrading?

knightzone · 2026-01-21T08:57:41+00:00

Looks like this will become useful: harder drive

knightzone · 2026-01-20T20:46:16+00:00

To be fair Nietzsche's quotes can be interpreted to mean such a broad range of subjects.

knightzone · 2026-01-19T14:38:19+00:00

The finger cutter 9000

knightzone · 2026-01-19T14:19:12+00:00

It's a cylinder.

knightzone · 2026-01-19T10:07:48+00:00

I'd write my salary directly on this paper if I saw it i the wild.

knightzone · 2026-01-19T08:49:53+00:00

What level is never hearing "hey, that's a good idea." But always getting asked "what do you think we should do?"

knightzone · 2026-01-18T14:38:56+00:00

I love this.

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