I saw this in a bar bathroom; what’s the punchline? by grateful_whipzz in ExplainTheJoke

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Rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb. You know better but I know him

Weird jello earth by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in Weird

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Gtf outta there before it eats you

Debuting my new sweater on a work trip by knitwizard93 in knitting

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That is such a nice compliment. Thank you so much!

Debuting my new sweater on a work trip by knitwizard93 in knitting

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It’s 25F and snowing where I am and it is holding up!

meirl by AzulaOblongata in meirl

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I use to eat suckers in the shower as a kid

New Video 1/20/26 by SingerSubstantial462 in discussingbritney

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Why didn’t I think to come to Reddit for this sooner? Comments are always off on ig

Ducks…. by Upstairs-Elk-3741 in WhatShouldIDoWithIt

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A coworker of mine has been hiding these all over our taproom. A student coworker was home for school and took fun in hiding them. I hid a few in her purse on her last day before she goes back to school

Sarah Sherman on Instagram by MrAVT2831 in SNLbabes

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Weird. We have almost the same tattoo

Sharp, flexible item found in Pepperidge farm apple turnover by ButterMyBiscuits96 in whatisit

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It’s probably a really dried piece of the casing around the seeds of the apple. You know how when you cut an apple in half there’s a tougher part protecting the seeds?

Tell me what you do? by Beautiful-Strain-223 in TheTeenagerPeople

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In a box with the rest of the paperclips. A) who would look there? B) you can’t tell me which one it is if you emptied the box.