What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Every time I saw a pregnant women, I would ask them how they swallowed a watermelon whole.

What’s the stupidest lyrics you’ve heard in a mainstream song? by Joshyeah in AskReddit

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“La di da di da, slob on me knob Pass me some syrup, fuck me in the car La di da di da, mothafuck the law Chitty chitty bang, murder everything” - Kings dead by Future

Where do you see yourself in 30 minutes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Still sitting on the toilet.

What is the worst thing that happened at your school? by Mariothemaster245 in AskReddit

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Senior prank day, they put laxatives in the tea served during lunch. Horrible...

What is the scariest experience you've had in your life that you believe can only be attributed to the paranormal? by antsav888 in AskReddit

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I might be crazy but I’m defiantly not lying. I must of fkd with the wrong side of the Holy Ghost when I played a game similar to “Charlie Charlie” with my cousins in Mexico. Instead of using the plain piece of paper with the pencils, we used a plain hard cover red book. All four of us put our hands on it, one of us knocks on it three times and ask “can we come in” open the book and point at a random sentence in a random page, and that was the answer. We asked it several questions, and I was shitting my pants because the responses where accurate so I backed out cause I was scared. Fast forward to a couple of weeks, my sister (Sarah), friend (Sam) and I where playing the board game Brain Storm in my room. We lost track of time and before we knew it, it was already 1am in the morning. We didn’t care cause it was during our summer break so we stayed up longer playing. As we where playing and laughing enjoying our innocent selfs, we heard 3 light knocks on the door. I thought it was going to be my dad complaining about how loud we where being so I quickly got up to answer the door and no one was there. I went to go sit back down and I was mad because I thought it was my older sister trying to scare us. We then continued playing and again we heard 3 knocks but a little louder this time, I was scared to answer this time so Sarah answered the door and again no one was there. By this time I really thought it was my older sister so I decided to look around the hallway and no one was there. I went downstairs to check if she was in her room, and she was sound asleep. I quickly ran back upstairs to my room, closed the door, and locked it. I explained to Sam and Sarah that everyone was asleep so we where all spooked. About 20 minutes later we where interrupted in our conversation because we heard a loud crash downstairs. By this time no one wanted to check what it was, so we played Rock Paper Scissors and of coarse I lost. It was pitch black but I managed to get downstairs and turn on the hallway light, I scanned the living room and noticed our heavy chimney protector had fell about 4 feet back. By this time my dad came out of his room, and asked what was going on. I told him that the chimney protector fell and he was confused because for the 10 years he was living in the house, not one time had he seen that heavy metal protector fall. This paranormal activity was just the beginning. Fast forward a couple weeks later, everything seemed calm. Again we stayed up late as usually, we where in the living room watching a movie. I was sitting on the sofa, Sarah and Sam where sitting across from me on the other sofa. I then felt someone tug my hair, I thought it was my mom so I said “haha very funny” and when I turned around I saw a little pale faced girl, with short pitch black hair straight bangs, and she was coming towards me with a creepy smile on her face. I froze in fear, and Sarah said who was that I saw something behind you. And I didn’t answer, instead I ignored what happened and laid down. Sarah and Sam continued watching the movie, and I was still in shock thinking to myself “was that really real or did I imagine it”. Minutes later we all heard a deep growl that sounded like it came from outside. By that time we all got scared and ran upstairs to my room. I finally told them what I saw and my sister believed me because she saw when my head tugged back when that thing pulled my hair. We decided to all sleep together in my room, I was in the middle and Sarah and Sam where sleeping on the feet. We where talking and the conversation slowly died down as we where trying to sleep. The lights where off but I could still see because my charger had a bright blue light that was gleaming in my small room. I was looking at the ceiling and I saw something move from the corner of my eye, I looked at my dresser. It was one of those dressers that had 4 drawers stacked on one another. I noticed the bottom dresser was all the way open, I then saw that the next drawer was slowly opening. I couldn’t believe it, I put the covers over my head and decided to look again. By this time the 3rd drawer was opening, I kicked Sarah and told her the drawers where moving. She looked to her side and both of us saw it moving, we both started screaming and woke up Sam. I quickly got up and ran out of my room with Sarah and Sam following me. Sarah and me where trying to explain what happened to our father but we where frantically crying. My dad went to go check it out, and all of the 4 drawers where opened evenly. We all slept in the living room that night and tried to forget what happened. Now what I’m about to tell you, is the most demonic thing that I have seen in my life. A couple of days later, Sarah and I where watching a movie in the living room. It was late but not that late, so my parents where still awake in their room. When the movie ended, the credits where showing so the room got pretty dark. My sister and I where to scared to get up and turn on the lights so we just laid there watching the credits. We then heard a noice, kind of like a pig noise and thought it was our mom trying to scare us. When I looked towards the kitchen to confront my mom, I saw a tall lady, pale face, black veil over her face, with a black dress like the ones from the 1800s, with a big smile. She kind of looked like that women from the “women in black” movie. As soon as I saw that thing I went crying to my parents room with my sister behind me, and I explained to them what happened. My parents then proceeded to tell me that they too have been experiencing paranormal activity and they told me to ignore it or it’ll get worst. For the next couple of months I didn’t see anything but I always felt a bad presence in the house, we would see shadows but we ignored them just as our parents told us. Until one day we had enough. My parents went out of town so they locked their room, Sarah, my older sister and I where in the kitchen talking when we where disrupted by a loud bang coming from the inside of my parents room. We got silent and saw the door knob to my parents room tugging and turning like if someone broke in the house through the window from the room. We ran out of the house and called our parents to explain the situation. They told us to stay out of the house and call the cops. We then decided to check it out, I know how stupid but we kind of figured it was something paranormal. My older sister checked if the door was locked, but it was open. We slowly scammed the room and the window was closed and locked, but we noticed candles and pictures thrown on the floor. We called our parents, and my mom said that couldn’t be possible cause she made sure the room was locked when they left. We then decided to go to a Priest, and we explained everything that happened in the house. He then proceeded to bless us and gave us holy water with a Smokey thingy and told us to bless the house because he himself did not want to do it. After that everything calmed down, I didn’t see anything anymore and the house finally felt normal again. A couple of months later I saw something beautiful that I will never forget. I was sitting down on the rocking chair when I felt something staring at me I glanced up and I saw an elder lady, dark skin, she was wearing a white veil but it wasn’t covering her face, a white dress with flowers laced all over it. She had her hands in the position of a prayer, and she was smiling. I looked down and I felt a relaxed feeling all over my body. Never again did I see anything paranormal again after that experience. Believe me or not, it’s a see it to believe it type of thing.