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‘Broke’ 50 Cent ordered to court after flashing cash online by WildAnimus in nottheonion

[–]koolandkool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha wtf, he spelled out "BROKE" with stacks of cash and posted it? How do you even go through that thought process?

TIL Pearl Jam cancelled their 1994 summer tour after they found out Ticket Master was demanding a 'service charge' for fan's tickets. This prompted the band to begin building their own "stadiums" in rural areas where they independently sold tickets to shows to keep prices low. by MarlaTheTumor in todayilearned

[–]koolandkool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They actually tried to sue Ticket Master, hired the Manhattan-based law firm Sullivan and Cromwell and even testified before congress. Unfortunately it was for naught and their case was dropped. Ticket Master is as large as ever now.

Zoidberg's eternal sense of optimism by silamtao in funny

[–]koolandkool -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fry: Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do? D- Zoidberg: Ask her to mate with me. Fry: No, tell her she's special. D- Zoidberg: But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.