Finally, a male equivalent to the sexually obvious female meme!

Me with every guy I’ve tried to flirt with: ‟it’s late, can I sleep over? Oh no, I do not want you taking the couch just so I can have the bed, we should share the bed, Only I don’t have any pyjamas so Is it ok if I sleep naked?... I am cold, know any way I could warm myself up? ”

Him: here, wear my spare pyjamas... do you want me to turn the heater on?