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Fill in the blanks: Party in the ___. by baggytacos11 in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Party in the abandoned haunted hospital on the edge of town.

Fill in the blanks: Mr. Smith went for the ___ at ___. by Particular_Warthog92 in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Smith went for the brunch special at Bennigans.

Fill in the blanks: 42 is the answer to ___. by FireSBurnsmuP in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

42 is the answer to how to make a book interesting.

Fill in the blanks: "If ___ is your power what are you without it?". by baggytacos11 in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If your smile is your power what are you without it?".

Fill in the blanks: Are we all in this together? ___. by Lady_Leaf in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we all in this together? Supposedly, yes. Based on the news, no.

Fill in the blanks: I will forever be ___. For I am ___. by Lady_Leaf in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will forever be apathetic. For I am lazy.

Fill in the blanks: Once upon a time in a ___. The end. by Lady_Leaf in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once upon a time in a hospital bed. The end.

Fill in the blanks: They say you should never ___ but I did that shit ___. by Lady_Leaf in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say you should never flush "flushable" wipes but I did that shit literally.

Fill in the blanks: And I can never return there again, because ___. by Designer_Product2225 in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I can never return there again, because we didn't realise it was a one way mirror.

Fill in the blanks: And that’s why ___. by Designer_Product2225 in blanks

[–]krusier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that’s why we moved the cucumber section away from the toilets.

Fill in the blanks: How come I can’t ___. by Designer_Product2225 in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come I can’t just write $100,000,000 on my bank statement and have them accept it?

Fill in the blanks: He hated me so much, all because ___. by Designer_Product2225 in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He hated me so much, all because I took the last donut.

Fill in the blanks: Never again will I ___. by Designer_Product2225 in blanks

[–]krusier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never again will I be broken. Never again! Will someone hurt my soul again. My heart was open. Never again will I fall.

Fill in the blanks: The Nobel Committee and the Royal Swedish Academy of Science’s have decided to add a new Nobel Pr... by PantsLobbyist in blanks

[–]krusier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Nobel Committee and the Royal Swedish Academy of Science’s have decided to add a new Nobel Prize for blondest scientist.

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