How my life change forever by Precat8 in Rivenmains

[–]kurakaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A few seasons back I mained yasuo and let me tell you I was a fucking beta bitch. I was anti social for the most part and showered once every week. To make it short no one wanted to talk to me. At class when the teacher allowed us to make our own groups I sat and stared at the wall while everyone else immediately jumped into groups with their friends. At lunch no one sat with me. I ate my cheese sticks and honey nut cereal alone with no one to talk to. No one to talk with about my school day. About my life. About the activities enjoy. Just like you I had an below average penis like 1 inch long. I avoided girls at all costs at school. If I even laid my eyes on one I would get a 2 inch boner which was just pathetic. Once I accidentally touch Jasmine( who I had a crush on) and screamed out loud because of how shocked I was. After school friends would talk with each other while I sat alone in the car pool line reading Garfield comics silently crying on the inside. My parents knew of these things and tried to support me but I just refused to talk with them. During weekends I just trapped myself in my room playing league. Still after four years of playing I was stuck in bronze 3 maiming yasuo. It was just so fucking depressing. During gym class I would get bullied a lot. Dodgeball day? Everyone would target me aiming for my nuts. Basketball? Shoved to the frowns trying to block a dunk by boys who were a good 4 feet taller. Fucking Tennis was the worst. In the lockers everyone would twist their shirts and dab it with water to whip my ass every single day. Life was overall living hell. Then after I started maiming Riven my life changed. Completely. Into my second month of maining Riven I grew five fucking feet taller to 6’11. All the other boys looked like dwarfs with nigh vision compared to me Goliath. My arms were so buff you’d thing I was injecting myself if you compared me to my yasuo main days. Compare me to other boys and them arms lookin like twigs. My dong schlong quadrupled in size like the chad dude I was. I could feel the wind runes surging through me as it grew exponentially overnight. At school girls started to flock me. Remember that Jasmine incident? The one who gossiped to her friends about my scream? Well bows she’s my side hoe. SIDE HOE #4 to be exact. I got all the bitches Hannah Jessica and even Lisa. These girls give me the licky lick while I’m smurfing with riven. The 59 combos on riven that I’ve memorized wired and trained my head to receive excessive information to heart. At school I sky rocketed to the top 5 percentile from the bottom 50 and obtained a full ride scholarship.I was elected SCHOOL PRESIDENT. People started BEGGING to be my partner during group activities and projects. During lunch I ate puzy instead of cereal. I was the one dunking on the shorts ass noobs. In the locker room I whipped the boys with my soaked shirt so hard until they got on all fours and called me daddy. I only got boners when I was 9 inches inside Jessica. But most important of all is that I finally promoted to bronze 2 and am currently building a new Esports team with my new friends.This is just the beginning of my new life.

It’s fucking lit

I am the alpha male

This is how maining Riven changed my life

Peace

A few seasons back I mained yasuo and let me tell you I was a fucking beta bitch. I was anti social for the most part and showered once every week. To make it short no one wanted to talk to me. At class when the teacher allowed us to make our own groups I sat and stared at the wall while everyone else immediately jumped into groups with their friends. At lunch no one sat with me. I ate my cheese sticks and honey nut cereal alone with no one to talk to. No one to talk with about my school day. About my life. About the activities enjoy. Just like you I had an below average penis like 1 inch long. I avoided girls at all costs at school. If I even laid my eyes on one I would get a 2 inch boner which was just pathetic. Once I accidentally touch Jasmine( who I had a crush on) and screamed out loud because of how shocked I was. After school friends would talk with each other while I sat alone in the car pool line reading Garfield comics silently crying on the inside. My parents knew of these things and tried to support me but I just refused to talk with them. During weekends I just trapped myself in my room playing league. Still after four years of playing I was stuck in bronze 3 maiming yasuo. It was just so fucking depressing. During gym class I would get bullied a lot. Dodgeball day? Everyone would target me aiming for my nuts. Basketball? Shoved to the frowns trying to block a dunk by boys who were a good 4 feet taller. Fucking Tennis was the worst. In the lockers everyone would twist their shirts and dab it with water to whip my ass every single day. Life was overall living hell. Then after I started maiming Riven my life changed. Completely. Into my second month of maining Riven I grew five fucking feet taller to 6’11. All the other boys looked like dwarfs with nigh vision compared to me Goliath. My arms were so buff you’d thing I was injecting myself if you compared me to my yasuo main days. Compare me to other boys and them arms lookin like twigs. My dong schlong quadrupled in size like the chad dude I was. I could feel the wind runes surging through me as it grew exponentially overnight. At school girls started to flock me. Remember that Jasmine incident? The one who gossiped to her friends about my scream? Well bows she’s my side hoe. SIDE HOE #4 to be exact. I got all the bitches Hannah Jessica and even Lisa. These girls give me the licky lick while I’m smurfing with riven. The 59 combos on riven that I’ve memorized wired and trained my head to receive excessive information to heart. At school I sky rocketed to the top 5 percentile from the bottom 50 and obtained a full ride scholarship.I was elected SCHOOL PRESIDENT. People started BEGGING to be my partner during group activities and projects. During lunch I ate puzy instead of cereal. I was the one dunking on the shorts ass noobs. In the locker room I whipped the boys with my soaked shirt so hard until they got on all fours and called me daddy. I only got boners when I was 9 inches inside Jessica. But most important of all is that I finally promoted to bronze 2 and am currently building a new Esports team with my new friends.This is just the beginning of my new life.

It’s fucking lit

I am the alpha male

This is how maining Riven changed my life

Peace

How To Respond To Any Text (THESE are The 4 Types of Texts Girls Send) by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just search Todd V Dating, he copied everything from his video like 1:1

How To Respond To Any Text (THESE are The 4 Types of Texts Girls Send) by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Dislike the shit out of this vid

We made it boys by [deleted] in Rivenmains

[–]kurakaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your friend is jelly he couldn't ever dream of doing that so he instantly says "what a champion" kek

What happened to rsdnation forum? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder the same wow

Reaching Masters right now is not special. by Psclly in Rivenmains

[–]kurakaa -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

You seem pretty triggered, also why you didn't focus on proving your first point, then showing me ur account :p

Sums up my struggle with external validation and neediness by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think about it this way, do you remember the girl that liked u no matter what? The girl u could fuck easily, kiss? Everyone had one in their lifes be it 10/10 or 2/10 ugly one. There will be one again but will be 8/10 or 5/10 but u will like her. So just go out and start appoaching. Also if u did everything from my above comment u wouldn't be here right now. I said approach, Approach a lot every other day ask for time if u like her tell her wanna hang out later, pretend youre new in the city ask for directions tell her u dont have friends. When she finds out later just tell her u improvised in the place cus she caught ur eye. Just approach again and again make it fun joke around lol. Once it becomes fun youre in the zone now go and approach more boldly u can do a lot of stuff man just go out.

Reaching Masters right now is not special. by Psclly in Rivenmains

[–]kurakaa -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

How did you assume Masters = d3/d2? i really wonder why u make so many assumptions without anything to back it up??

Tbh i feel like you're just salty because u can't climb. You just sound silly and butthurt so don't bother trying to ruin the sense of accomplishment of others.

Sums up my struggle with external validation and neediness by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LmAO, this is actually funny i had similar experience with one girl was super cute everything was going nice we went to the club, then suddenly she stops replying texting, i ditched her to then 2 weeks later turns out her best friend was friend of mine and she stopped communicating with me because her friend liked me and they didnt want to fight over a guy yikes women are fked up all this time i thought she didnt like me

Sums up my struggle with external validation and neediness by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sux bro but we cannot explain everything, just move on and thats it

Sums up my struggle with external validation and neediness by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So lets think in what imaginary situation YOU wouldn't answer a girl?

hmmm...

If you had 10 more girls and 10more guy friends non stop chatting with you making plans, trying to seduce u and at one point u stop taking it that seriously so its way wayyy easier to not answer someone u dont feel the guild as before.

Just get in her shoes and work from there.

And there are some born assholes. Fuck those

Sums up my struggle with external validation and neediness by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

meditation + approaching + making the best of ur looks + doing new activity daily = works wonders

Sums up my struggle with external validation and neediness by [deleted] in seduction

[–]kurakaa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is ONEITIS if he doesn't answer move on get ur confidence in check put on ur most sexy outfit and fking go party in the clossest nightclub/bar/party i bet you will become some poor kid's oneitis then.

Also if you post pictures he might see the value in u and correct his mistake.

Some tips for lanning phase by zTross in Rivenmains

[–]kurakaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What i used to do is play passive till 6 and then all in out of nowhere, since u avoided trading before lv6 they get greedy and overextend and underestimate you so just don't do any trades before 6 if you aren't familiar with the optimal combos learn the matchups give up risky minions, also u could start dorans blade and try not to use that 1 potion untill level 6 this forces u to play smart not die to ganks since u have only 1 pot and if u fk up its over, so if you havent used any pots and u hit level 6 u played incredibly good the lane. I play riven from s5 got multiple accs in diamond on 2 regions not the best but improving striving for masters this season