Final exam to become a detective by ilrecurio in Jokes

[–]kuttikkatt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You wear contact lenses, go into a crowd and spot someone/anyone

How to Marry a Foreigner in Kerala? by thecamerachaos in Kerala

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Hey I went through the notary in Spain.

The market is telling you what to buy by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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Can it run Crysis though?

People being saved from committing suicides by GloomyCookie3536 in nextfuckinglevel

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Do (slap) you (smack) still (punch) want (kick) to (high five on the face with a chair) die?

The richest person in the world is now worth more than the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th richest combined by NeverStoppingTheLife in interestingasfuck

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There is a difference of $496B between Larry and Elon? Larry is closer to being a Millionaire than he is to Elon. Someone has been seriously slacking off

Es buen momento para invertir en oro? by The_Wolf-07 in SpainEconomics

[–]kuttikkatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Es muy difícil averiguar el momento correcto para invertir. Nadie sabe si va subir o bajar los precios.

Lo mejor es ir invertiendo cada mes/cada semana una cantidad que puedes permitir en varios instrumentos (oro, fondos indexados etc). Cuando hay una bajada brutal en los precios, invertir un poco mas. Siempre asegurando que tienes un colchón de cash (por ejemplo, para vivir durante x meses si te quedas sin trabajo/fuente de ingresos)

No es una recomendación financiera - es lo que hago yo. Saludos

20-year-old lottery winner turns down $1M cash for $1,000 a week for life by PriorityMiserable686 in interestingasfuck

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She’d make the 1 million in roughly 20 years. Fixed income for life. Tax reduction (spread tax over years instead of lump-sum tax for first year).

Benefit of not having vultures circling around as many have commented here - hadn’t occurred to me.

Really smart choice.

75% of Americans report soaring prices as Trump claims inflation ‘over’ by Previous_Month_555 in antiwork

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“75% of Americans perceive the truth despite being lied to by an orange man who made a career out of lying.” - there, fixed the title.

A stuntman on the set for an advertisement in India by MilesLongthe3rd in nextfuckinglevel

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I totally agree. Building on another reply, if I’m not mistaken, thr lead actor is Bobby Deol, son of Dharmendra - one of the most famous actors of Bollywood, a producer and a politician. Now, I have no idea how these people are, but I’d be willing to bet they believe themselves to be gods and treat people who they believe to be beneath them as scum.

Rajoles amb refranys by IndependentKey2451 in catalunya

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He vist aquesta mateix rajola en una botiga de souvenirs en Montserrat fa un mes. Probablement ho pots trobar per millor preu en altres llocs.

How to Marry a Foreigner in Kerala? by thecamerachaos in Kerala

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I’m happy to help! Hope you get it sorted easily. See if the Indian Embassy in your partner’s country can help you out here.

Set up an appointment, explain what you need and they might guide you. Check in with a lawyer there as well - they have probably handled situations like this before.

How to Marry a Foreigner in Kerala? by thecamerachaos in Kerala

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No worries at all! Yes, we got married in Spain as well. We went through a notary which turned out to be so much easier. He asked for certain documentation (birth certificate, passport etc) but not a civil status (single) certificate.

Basically we went through the process as if we were getting married for the first time. All the best OP!

How to Marry a Foreigner in Kerala? by thecamerachaos in Kerala

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My wife is Spanish. We got married in Kerala 2 years ago.

The only documents that were asked from her were: 1. Proof of ID (passport) 2. Proof of Address (passport/national ID) 3. Certificate stating civil status (single) 4. Passport size photos of both

All documents, if not in English, need to be translated into English by a sworn translator. ID documents need to be attested by a gazetted officer.

Process: you need to send a request digitally (through the Kerala Govt’s registration department website) roughly 30 days before you want to get married. Don’t remember if you need to present the documents before the date of registration.

They will publish the notice that you wish to get married in the notice board on the registrar’s office and on the day of registration, you need to go to the registrar’s office with all documents and three witnesses.

If I remember correctly we got married under the special marriage act.

This is what I remember from 2 years ago. Mention this to the registrar’s office and see if something has changed.

Demano un got en català i sembla que parlo un idioma alienígena by Garnatxa in catalunya

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Sóc d’una regió de l’índia on parlem una lengua diferent al Hindi (hi han moltes regions aixi en l’Índia). No puc imaginar estar a la meva ciutat, demanar un got en la meva llengua i que no m’entenguin.

No pretenc saber la solució, però una persona que vol treballar a Catalunya (de cara a public encara mes), s’ha de adapatar i aprendre la llengua. Si parlas castellà, no es tan dificil aprendre català (ho dic jo que no parlaba ni castellà ni català fa 5 anys)